Goldie Hawn Quotes

The only thing I like more than my wife is my money, and I'm not about to lose that to her and her lawyers, that's for damn sure.

I was made to believe there was a plan in place for ending Donald's previous marriage. I pulled away because I wanted to allow him the time to deal with his wife.

They got married, they got divorced, and half their money goes out the window.

She Got The Gold Mine, I Got the Shaft.

I have worked and earned all my life and have found that divorce is an expensive process. Whichever way you look at it, you are going to halve your wealth. If you can avoid it, do. It is an awful process.

A wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there for the rest of your life.

I often say that if you want to really want to understand the contract of marriage, just ask anyone who has been divorced. The marriage contract is one of property rights. Or maybe you can look in the Bible to see what Adam had to say about divorce, since Eve was his second wife.

The details surrounding both my marriage and subsequent filing for divorce are private, and I had hoped to keep them that way for the sake of my family.

I can't go too much into my domestic life because there are ex-wives ready to do me in.

Divorce is expensive. I used to joke they were going to call it 'all the money,' but they changed it to 'alimony.' It's ripping your heart out through your wallet.

If a husband and wife be divorced, she shall have her own property that she came with to her husband, and the half of the income if it be from her own property

I have learned that not diamonds but divorce lawyers are a girl's best friend.

It was just a very short period of time that I had a brief marriage.

If two people cannot live together, both should have the right to opt out of the marriage. In an ideal world, that would be an acceptable solution.

Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.

Alimony - the ransom that the happy pay to the devil.

Lawyers know how to take isolated complaints in a divorce case and build them into one big one.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty percent of publicity.

Unfenced by law, the unmarried lover can quit a bad relationship at any time. But you - the legally married person who wants to escape doomed love - may soon discover that a significant portion of your marriage contract belongs to the State, and that it sometimes takes a very long while for the State to grant you your leave.

Let me be serious: divorce is a sacred institution between a man and a woman who hate each other. God wanted Adam to pay alimony to Eve, not Steve.

You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.

Alimony is the curse of the writing class.

An adversarial family law system raises the stakes unnecessarily high, exacerbates the antagonism of the couples concerned, and is directly responsible for making it impossible for couples who would otherwise have reconciled to do so.

She seemed to mean what she said. She said pretty much this: I retained some lawyers, I have to move on with my life, I am divorcing you, and then she added, I need money.