Rush Limbaugh Quotes

Nobody wants to get divorced.

Marriages come and go, but divorce is forever.

They got married, they got divorced, and half their money goes out the window.

You never really know a man until you have divorced him.

Who among us is not thinking about divorce, except for a few tiny-minded stick-in-the-muds who don't count?

She Got The Gold Mine, I Got the Shaft.

Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.

I have worked and earned all my life and have found that divorce is an expensive process. Whichever way you look at it, you are going to halve your wealth. If you can avoid it, do. It is an awful process.

Divorce has been very, very good to me.

In some instances, alimony has become akin to a social-welfare program provided by working women to their ex-husbands.

I often say that if you want to really want to understand the contract of marriage, just ask anyone who has been divorced. The marriage contract is one of property rights. Or maybe you can look in the Bible to see what Adam had to say about divorce, since Eve was his second wife.

I never thought I would be divorced.

Let me be serious: divorce is a sacred institution between a man and a woman who hate each other. God wanted Adam to pay alimony to Eve, not Steve.

I was a lawyer and I loved it, but my Francesca was born, and a divorce followed way too soon after.

I'd like to give divorce a good name.

I can't go too much into my domestic life because there are ex-wives ready to do me in.

There is no 100 percent pre-nup.

If a husband and wife be divorced, she shall have her own property that she came with to her husband, and the half of the income if it be from her own property

Divorce is probably of nearly the same age as marriage. I believe, however, that marriage is some weeks the more ancient.

I don't think there's a fan out there who hasn't had a family member or known someone personally who's been in the midst of divorce - perhaps not necessarily gotten the divorce or executed it, or perhaps they have - and still, in many cases, they found themselves back with the person that they were married to.

'Divorce Court' is a great show.

Divorce is simply modern society's version of medieval torture. Except it lasts longer and leaves deeper scars. A divorce releases the most primitive emotions; the ugliest, raw feelings. Emotionally wounded people do their best to inflict pain upon the other party, but rather than using claws they use divorce lawyers.

Divorce is the key that opens the strongbox where the bonds of matrimony are kept under wedlock.

The process of divorce is about loading that blanket, throwing it up, watching it all spin, and worrying what stuff will break when it lands.