Anthea Turner Quotes

Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.

They got married, they got divorced, and half their money goes out the window.

Divorce is the biggest drain, outside of school fees, and nobody wins. People think it is always in the woman's favour, but it is not necessarily.

She Got The Gold Mine, I Got the Shaft.

When I talk about divorce, I am not blaming the women I've married. It's not their fault.

A wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there for the rest of your life.

I got a divorce eleven years later on the grounds of cruelty, which is still not easy in England.

I was made to believe there was a plan in place for ending Donald's previous marriage. I pulled away because I wanted to allow him the time to deal with his wife.

Divorce is one of the most financially traumatic things you can go through. Money spent on getting mad or getting even is money wasted.

Especially where financial matters are concerned, when it comes to dissolving a marriage, any dissembling at all is strictly against the law - on penalty of perjury. You need to disclose fully and factually, which is precisely what the discovery process is all about.

A marriage ends up being a business deal: no matter how long or short it is, somebody owes somebody money.

Unilateral divorce has decreased the bargaining power of the person who wants the marriage to last and has not engaged in behavior that meets the legal definition of fault. On the other hand, it has increased the bargaining power of the person who is willing to leave.

Nobody wants to get divorced.

The vast army of women seeking divorce are mainly after easy alimony from men they have ceased to love - surely one of the most despicable forms of barter that can exchange human hands.

Divorce has been very, very good to me.

The biggest financial pitfall in life is divorce. And the biggest reason for divorce is marriage.

I often say that if you want to really want to understand the contract of marriage, just ask anyone who has been divorced. The marriage contract is one of property rights. Or maybe you can look in the Bible to see what Adam had to say about divorce, since Eve was his second wife.

I never thought I would be divorced.

Unfenced by law, the unmarried lover can quit a bad relationship at any time. But you - the legally married person who wants to escape doomed love - may soon discover that a significant portion of your marriage contract belongs to the State, and that it sometimes takes a very long while for the State to grant you your leave.

Let me be serious: divorce is a sacred institution between a man and a woman who hate each other. God wanted Adam to pay alimony to Eve, not Steve.

The only thing I like more than my wife is my money, and I'm not about to lose that to her and her lawyers, that's for damn sure.

I can't go too much into my domestic life because there are ex-wives ready to do me in.

You never really know a man until you have divorced him.

Divorce is expensive. I used to joke they were going to call it 'all the money,' but they changed it to 'alimony.' It's ripping your heart out through your wallet.