Jerry Reed Quotes

They got married, they got divorced, and half their money goes out the window.

I have worked and earned all my life and have found that divorce is an expensive process. Whichever way you look at it, you are going to halve your wealth. If you can avoid it, do. It is an awful process.

When I talk about divorce, I am not blaming the women I've married. It's not their fault.

Let's not forget, I got divorced.

I never thought I would be divorced.

Let me be serious: divorce is a sacred institution between a man and a woman who hate each other. God wanted Adam to pay alimony to Eve, not Steve.

The only thing I like more than my wife is my money, and I'm not about to lose that to her and her lawyers, that's for damn sure.

Conrad Hilton was very generous to me in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5000 Gideon Bibles.

You never really know a man until you have divorced him.

If a husband and wife be divorced, she shall have her own property that she came with to her husband, and the half of the income if it be from her own property

A marriage ends up being a business deal: no matter how long or short it is, somebody owes somebody money.

Unilateral divorce has decreased the bargaining power of the person who wants the marriage to last and has not engaged in behavior that meets the legal definition of fault. On the other hand, it has increased the bargaining power of the person who is willing to leave.

Nobody wants to get divorced.

Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.

Divorce has been very, very good to me.

The wages of sin is alimony.

In some instances, alimony has become akin to a social-welfare program provided by working women to their ex-husbands.

Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.

In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty percent of publicity.

Take this marriage thing seriously - it has to last all the way to the divorce.

Unfenced by law, the unmarried lover can quit a bad relationship at any time. But you - the legally married person who wants to escape doomed love - may soon discover that a significant portion of your marriage contract belongs to the State, and that it sometimes takes a very long while for the State to grant you your leave.

I was a lawyer and I loved it, but my Francesca was born, and a divorce followed way too soon after.

I was made to believe there was a plan in place for ending Donald's previous marriage. I pulled away because I wanted to allow him the time to deal with his wife.

You know why divorces are so expensive? They're worth it.

My partner Donald Trump says that married couples should always have a prenuptial agreement. True, a prenuptial is important if one partner is much richer than the other before marriage, but Kim and I don't have one.