Suze Orman Quotes

She Got The Gold Mine, I Got the Shaft.

Married in 1983, separated in 1987, and divorced in 1988. Enough said.

Nobody wants to get divorced.

I have worked and earned all my life and have found that divorce is an expensive process. Whichever way you look at it, you are going to halve your wealth. If you can avoid it, do. It is an awful process.

I used to have a lovely Chelsea loft - then I got divorced.

Let's not forget, I got divorced.

I never thought I would be divorced.

Let me be serious: divorce is a sacred institution between a man and a woman who hate each other. God wanted Adam to pay alimony to Eve, not Steve.

Divorce is expensive. I used to joke they were going to call it 'all the money,' but they changed it to 'alimony.' It's ripping your heart out through your wallet.

If a husband and wife be divorced, she shall have her own property that she came with to her husband, and the half of the income if it be from her own property

I have learned that not diamonds but divorce lawyers are a girl's best friend.

When I talk about divorce, I am not blaming the women I've married. It's not their fault.

The wages of sin is alimony.

A wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there for the rest of your life.

I often say that if you want to really want to understand the contract of marriage, just ask anyone who has been divorced. The marriage contract is one of property rights. Or maybe you can look in the Bible to see what Adam had to say about divorce, since Eve was his second wife.

The details surrounding both my marriage and subsequent filing for divorce are private, and I had hoped to keep them that way for the sake of my family.

I can't go too much into my domestic life because there are ex-wives ready to do me in.

You know why divorces are so expensive? They're worth it.

You never really know a man until you have divorced him.

A New York divorce is in itself a diploma of virtue.

Divorce is probably of nearly the same age as marriage. I believe, however, that marriage is some weeks the more ancient.

I don't think there's a fan out there who hasn't had a family member or known someone personally who's been in the midst of divorce - perhaps not necessarily gotten the divorce or executed it, or perhaps they have - and still, in many cases, they found themselves back with the person that they were married to.

A marriage ends up being a business deal: no matter how long or short it is, somebody owes somebody money.

Unilateral divorce has decreased the bargaining power of the person who wants the marriage to last and has not engaged in behavior that meets the legal definition of fault. On the other hand, it has increased the bargaining power of the person who is willing to leave.

Divorce is the cheapest thing in Pakistan. About 30 cents. Cheaper than fish and chips. I've had clients married to very rich men for 40 years, then turned out on the road with nothing.