Lewis Black Quotes

Divorce is probably of nearly the same age as marriage. I believe, however, that marriage is some weeks the more ancient.

Let's not forget, I got divorced.

Divorce is probably of nearly the same date as marriage. I believe, however, that marriage is some weeks the more ancient.

I often say that if you want to really want to understand the contract of marriage, just ask anyone who has been divorced. The marriage contract is one of property rights. Or maybe you can look in the Bible to see what Adam had to say about divorce, since Eve was his second wife.

I never thought I would be divorced.

They got married, they got divorced, and half their money goes out the window.

You never really know a man until you have divorced him.

A New York divorce is in itself a diploma of virtue.

'Divorce Court' is a great show.

Nobody wants to get divorced.

The wages of sin is alimony.

I was a lawyer and I loved it, but my Francesca was born, and a divorce followed way too soon after.

The details surrounding both my marriage and subsequent filing for divorce are private, and I had hoped to keep them that way for the sake of my family.

I can't go too much into my domestic life because there are ex-wives ready to do me in.

You know why divorces are so expensive? They're worth it.

Divorce is a game played by lawyers.

Conrad Hilton was very generous to me in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5000 Gideon Bibles.

I'm entitled to collect my fair share of community property without being called names.

I find divorces repulsive. I will never get divorced, never.

There is no 100 percent pre-nup.

If a man wish to separate from a woman who has borne him children, or from his wife who has borne him children: then he shall give that wife her dowry, and a part of the usufruct of field, garden, and property, so that she can rear her children. When she has brought up her children, a portion of all that is given to the children, equal as that of one son, shall be given to her. She may then marry the man of her heart.

If a husband and wife be divorced, she shall have her own property that she came with to her husband, and the half of the income if it be from her own property

I don't think there's a fan out there who hasn't had a family member or known someone personally who's been in the midst of divorce - perhaps not necessarily gotten the divorce or executed it, or perhaps they have - and still, in many cases, they found themselves back with the person that they were married to.

I have learned that not diamonds but divorce lawyers are a girl's best friend.

Married in 1983, separated in 1987, and divorced in 1988. Enough said.