It was always difficult to get cattle returned once a marriage was dissolved.
My former wife made me a millionaire. I used to have three million dollars.
I think pre-nups are brilliant. I get very well taken care of.
In some instances, alimony has become akin to a social-welfare program provided by working women to their ex-husbands.
People always assume I don't need to work for money, but my divorce settlement was not as much as it's always reported to be.
My partner Donald Trump says that married couples should always have a prenuptial agreement. True, a prenuptial is important if one partner is much richer than the other before marriage, but Kim and I don't have one.
She Got The Gold Mine, I Got the Shaft.
The only thing I like more than my wife is my money, and I'm not about to lose that to her and her lawyers, that's for damn sure.
A marriage, even one that goes awry, generates claims and needs that persist like an afterglow long after the emotional fire is burned out.
If one person is spending all of their income on clothes, travel, hobbies, and entertaining, and one person is saving it, that may not be quite fair if and when you guys split up, depending on what the law is and what you decided to do.
If you do get married, get a prenup. It's not about money at all. It's about having a document that states how you'll dissolve your marriage while you still have a shred of respect for each other.
Conrad Hilton was very generous to me in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5000 Gideon Bibles.
My husband taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.
I think that property is very important in this day and age. It defines you; you worked hard to get it. It's meaningful to you, and when you divorce, a lot of people have a lot of battles over their property for good reasons.
In Missouri, it's a 50/50 state, so I'm kind of used to half the state being mad at me.
