Laura Wasser Quotes

I have worked and earned all my life and have found that divorce is an expensive process. Whichever way you look at it, you are going to halve your wealth. If you can avoid it, do. It is an awful process.

They got married, they got divorced, and half their money goes out the window.

Married in 1983, separated in 1987, and divorced in 1988. Enough said.

Unilateral divorce has decreased the bargaining power of the person who wants the marriage to last and has not engaged in behavior that meets the legal definition of fault. On the other hand, it has increased the bargaining power of the person who is willing to leave.

It was just a very short period of time that I had a brief marriage.

Divorce has been very, very good to me.

The only grounds for divorce in California are marriage.

When you get divorced, you have to go through this awful thing of listing everything you own. When you actually sit down and write the list, you realize that the only good investments are art and property.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Let's not forget, I got divorced.

A wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there for the rest of your life.

I often say that if you want to really want to understand the contract of marriage, just ask anyone who has been divorced. The marriage contract is one of property rights. Or maybe you can look in the Bible to see what Adam had to say about divorce, since Eve was his second wife.

I never thought I would be divorced.

Unfenced by law, the unmarried lover can quit a bad relationship at any time. But you - the legally married person who wants to escape doomed love - may soon discover that a significant portion of your marriage contract belongs to the State, and that it sometimes takes a very long while for the State to grant you your leave.

Let me be serious: divorce is a sacred institution between a man and a woman who hate each other. God wanted Adam to pay alimony to Eve, not Steve.

The details surrounding both my marriage and subsequent filing for divorce are private, and I had hoped to keep them that way for the sake of my family.

I got a divorce eleven years later on the grounds of cruelty, which is still not easy in England.

I can't go too much into my domestic life because there are ex-wives ready to do me in.

Divorce is a game played by lawyers.

My advice to Hillary would be to divorce that chump.

Divorce is expensive. I used to joke they were going to call it 'all the money,' but they changed it to 'alimony.' It's ripping your heart out through your wallet.

If a husband and wife be divorced, she shall have her own property that she came with to her husband, and the half of the income if it be from her own property

Divorce is probably of nearly the same age as marriage. I believe, however, that marriage is some weeks the more ancient.

A marriage ends up being a business deal: no matter how long or short it is, somebody owes somebody money.

It is always best to settle all outstanding financial matters as soon as divorce proceedings are concluded.