Marital Problems Quotes

What else goes wrong for a woman-except her marriage?

It's like the old thing: The parents stay together for the kids, but the kids know that you don't want to be together. The kids would rather you be happy - and separate - than together and miserable. I don't want my kid to grow up around two parents who just don't work.

Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.

When you're going through a divorce it's hard.

What makes men indifferent to their wives is that they can see them when they please.

The only time a wife listens to her husband is when he's asleep.

I have spent more nights with Roberto Carlos than all of the women I have been married to put together.

When I was married, I definitely went through a lying period.

I know one husband and wife who, whatever the official reasons given to the court for the break up of their marriage, were really divorced because the husband believed that nobody ought to read while he was talking and the wife that nobody ought to talk while she was reading.

The only thing wrong with marriage is that one of the persons involved is a man.

No wife can endure a gambling husband; unless he is a steady winner.

Why shouldn't gay people be allowed to be able to marry? Those against gay marriages say marriage should only be between a man and a woman. God, I of all people know that doesn't always work!

Many a marriage hardly differs from prostitution, except being harder to escape from.

I believe the decree should be repealed. It is extremely humiliating for women to be treated as criminals. The decree only gives men more legal weapons to use against women in case of marital problems.

Some people who think they are in unhappy marriages are just in unhappy bodies.

A lot of books about marriage are about marriages falling apart.

Sobering up was responsible for breaking up my marriage. That's what it couldn't stand.

The biggest reason for divorce is marriage.

An open marriage is nature's way of telling you that you need a divorce.

Among the reasons marriages fail, sex ranks no higher than fourth, behind money, having only one bathroom, and an inability to communicate, reasons one, two and three.

I have lunches with my girlfriends, who just turned 40, and some of those lunches, we're crying and screaming about our husbands, saying we want to leave them and run away. And then, other lunches, we're fine and love our husbands and are happy with our lives.

I've been married fifty-five years and I've been home three weeks.

Marriage is a land mine. A really intimate land mine. Adultery to kitchen fires. Never a dull [moment].

The new-come stepmother hates the children born to a first wife.