There were three of us in this marriage, so it was a bit crowded.
Whoever marries the spirit of this age will find himself a widower in the next.
It was not a healthy marriage for long time. It was never about another man, it was about what my and Dennis's relationship could not sustain.
Husbands never become good; they merely become proficient.
Of course I believe in love despite four divorces. There is nobody who doesn't believe in love. But marriage - that fits some people but obviously not me.
I've been married to one Marxist and one Fascist, and neither would take the garbage out.
Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.
I introduce her as the love of my life everywhere that we go. She introduces me as her current husband. So you can see how the relationship kinda works here.
Husbands are like fires - they go out when they're left unattended.
Kevin Costner told me that 'True' was his and his wife's song. I'm not sure if that's a good thing because they split up soon after.
What makes men indifferent to their wives is that they can see them when they please.
What she needs,' Tom said aloud 'is a husband.' Agnes said crisply, 'Well, she can't have mine.
A married couple that plays cards together is just a fight that hasn't started yet.
Honestly speaking, after seeing my parents' marriage, I have lost all faith in marriage.
[On women's role in the home:] Every wife, mother and housekeeper feels at present that there is some screw loose in the household situation.
The only time a wife listens to her husband is when he's asleep.
I am clearly vulnerable on the question of socializing under circumstances not appropriate for a married man.
My girlfriend wants to get married. I tell you - I hope she meets somebody nice.
Listen to the lyrics - we're singing about everyday life: rich people trying to keep money, poor people tying to get it, and everyone having trouble with their husband or wife!
I have spent more nights with Roberto Carlos than all of the women I have been married to put together.
Marriage is probably the chief cause of divorce.
I've had that conversation! "You had a minute! Why didn't you do that?" So if husbands could read our minds that would be great.
I'm not the greatest husband - I've got a girlfriend. It doesn't really please my wife, but then if I was looking to please her I wouldn't have a girlfriend. I mean she knows about it, and I guess she's okay with it. Plus my kids like both of them.
I was quite able at the insignificant work I did in MI6, but absolutely dysfunctional in my domestic life. I had no experience of fatherhood. I had no example of marital bliss or the family unit.
The only thing wrong with marriage is that one of the persons involved is a man.
