Marriage Expenses Quotes

I know you've been married to the same woman for 69 years. That is marvelous. It must be very inexpensive.

And said to myself, as I lit my cigar, "Supposing a man had the wealth of the Czar Of the Russias to boot, for the rest of his days, On the whole do you think he would have much to spare If he married a woman with nothing to wear?

Marriage is about the most expensive way for the average man to get laundry done.

Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won't be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did

I maintain that it should cost as much to get married as to get divorced. Make it look like marriage is worth as much as divorce, even if it ain't.

Dogs are not people. Be leery of any woman who refers to her dogs as her 'kids,' because you'll only end up paying for their schooling.

Many a wedding takes place when a man can't afford to go steady with a girl any longer.

The variety and expenditure of the religious charities at Damascus are beyond computation. There are charities in aid of persons who cannot undertake the pilgrimage to Mecca, out of which are paid the expenses of those who go in their stead. There are other charities for supplying wedding outfits to girls whose families are unable to provide them, and others for the freeing of prisoners. There are charities for travelers, out of the revenues of which they are given food, clothing, and the expenses of conveyance to their countries.

What a holler would ensue if people had to pay the minister as much to marry them as they have to pay a lawyer to get them a divorce.

Marriage is an investment which pays dividends if you pay interest.

Gay marriage, I am so against it because if all my gay friends get married, it will cost me a fortune in gifts.

I know you've been married to the same woman for 69 years. That is marvellous. It must be very inexpensive.