Fabric Care Quotes

This shirt is dry clean only. Which means... it's dirty.

My bedspread isn't washable. Since my bedding has to be washed every day, I'll have to throw it out.

I don't iron anything. Never have and never will.

I'm a very good laundress when I have to be.

When you go to a bar that has a black light, everybody looks cool. Except for me, because I was under the impression that the mustard stain came out.

Hillary has now erased all of her emails, and she also had all of her pantsuits dry cleaned.

There's a reason good fabrics have a cost. They're done with good quality to last.

My sheets had never been so clean as they had in the past few months. I hardly got them on again before something else happened and I was feverishly ripping them off and stuffing them in the wash with double amounts of soap and all the "extra" buttons pushed: extra wash, extra rinse, extra water, extra spin, extra protection against things that go bump in the night.

At least I get my little black dress cleaned once in awhile.

I love folding laundry.

Ever notice how irons have a setting for permanent press? I don't get it.

If there were a category in the Olympics for laundry, my mother would have been a gold-medal winner.

Normal' is a dryer setting.

I actually believe that you should not wash your jeans, ever. In Japan, they actually put them in the freezer. That kills the bacteria and makes them not smell anymore.

Babies on television never spit up on the Ultrasuede.

I can't wait to get home and wash all those socks.

The laundry has its hands on my dirty shirts, sheets, towels and tablecloths, and who knows what tales they tell.

If you've got a bloodstain on your T-shirt, maybe dirty laundry isn't your biggest problem.

And I spilled gravy on my Carolina sweater, because I am alive.

No touching... Cashmere is highly sensitive to the oil in poor people's fingers.

When he buys his ties he has to ask if gin will make them run.

We don't get ourselves dry cleaned.

Well, when I was fifteen years old I worked in a lingerie store and that's how I feel in love with vintage lingerie because I wanted to know the history of it.

I'm a little bit phobic about stains on my clothes, so I never travel without a little packet of organic stain remover.

My T-shirts wrinkle because I sweat a lot.