Joseph Smith Jr. Quotes

This shirt is dry clean only. Which means... it's dirty.

Have you ever taken something out of the clothes hamper because it had become, relatively, the cleanest thing?

I'm a very good laundress when I have to be.

You know it's time to do the laundry when you dry off with a sneaker.

I like the dry-cleaners. I like the sense of refreshment and renewal. I like the way dirty old torn clothes are dumped, to be returned clean and wholesome in their slippery transparent cases. Better than confesssion any day. Here there is a true sense of rebirth, redemption, salvation.

I see TV ads about detergents that can get blood stains out of your cloths. I say if you have blood stains on your cloths you should be thinking about something other than laundry.

We don't get ourselves dry cleaned.

My sheets had never been so clean as they had in the past few months. I hardly got them on again before something else happened and I was feverishly ripping them off and stuffing them in the wash with double amounts of soap and all the "extra" buttons pushed: extra wash, extra rinse, extra water, extra spin, extra protection against things that go bump in the night.

If you've got a bloodstain on your T-shirt, maybe dirty laundry isn't your biggest problem.

I'm a little bit phobic about stains on my clothes, so I never travel without a little packet of organic stain remover.

I don't iron anything. Never have and never will.

If I don't do laundry today, I'm gonna have to buy new clothes tomorrow.

You know when pillowcases come out of the dryer and they get really wrinkled? I iron them.

I can't wait to get home and wash all those socks.

Ever notice how irons have a setting for permanent press? I don't get it.

I love being a housewife... I love doing laundry. Except I have a little bit of separation anxiety, and you have to separate your laundry, so I have a little bit of a problem there.

I quite like doing laundry. I find it quite like relaxing.

If there were a category in the Olympics for laundry, my mother would have been a gold-medal winner.

My T-shirts wrinkle because I sweat a lot.

I simply love doing household chores and cooking.

You never throw away your work clothes. There is always something to do in the house.

I love folding laundry.

I do ironing not only for myself but for everyone at home, everyone in the studio if they want it, and if I run out of ironing to do, I put everything back in the washing machine and get it out again clean so I have some ironing to do.

The reality is that we do not wash our own laundry - it just gets dirtier.