Elizabeth Berg Quotes

I'm a very good laundress when I have to be.

I love folding laundry.

Vacuuming is great. I do the laundry. I love washing machines. I'm the maid in my house.

I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing.

I can't wait to get home and wash all those socks.

I cook and do my own laundry.

Sunday is the day I do my laundry and clean. I'm always trying to get rid of stuff. Truthfully? I have a housekeeper that comes once a month, and I tend not to make things too messy for her. But I do have clothes everywhere.

I don't do dishes, and I don't cook, either! Everything else, I can do!

I'm always happy when I'm cleaning, and besides, I had just found out that I was going to have a baby.

I have to clean my room and unload the dishwasher, wash the pans, and feed the dogs.

My sister said, You're making it hard for all us housewives in Nebraska.

When I was 10 years old my mom used to play Tupac while she cleaned the house.

I do most of the cooking. I'm kind of domestic, untidily so.

I just never saw my mother in any other room but the kitchen. There were always pots going.

You know when pillowcases come out of the dryer and they get really wrinkled? I iron them.

No one gets up early to do laundry for a species,

I'm good in the garden and I can do the cooking, ironing and cleaning, but I can't hang wallpaper or paint.

I am not exactly Mrs. Good Housekeeping, although I love to cook, bake, even iron, but only because it's not mandatory.

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.

All I want to do is play. I love the game. I want to show everyone what I can do.

I do the laundry. I do the shopping. I do the dishes.

I never shop - my wife takes care of all of that.

The last thing I want to come home to on Monday night after work is a mess.

You have to have confidence in this league. Everybody's so good.

I quite like doing laundry. I find it quite like relaxing.