Denis Leary Quotes

I don't do dishes, and I don't cook, either! Everything else, I can do!

I love cleaning. I love mopping the floor. If you need your floor mopped, I'm there.

I love to clean. I love to cook.

I do the laundry. I do the shopping. I do the dishes.

Guys should be doing laundry, doing dishes.

I simply love doing household chores and cooking.

I'm a housewife: I spend far more time on housework than anything else.

There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn't get any worse.

I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing.

I'm a very good laundress when I have to be.

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.

I'm actually really good at vacuuming, and I don't even mind it so much. I hate dusting with a passion, and I am not a fan of tidying up, but vacuuming I can do. And mopping floors: I'm not bad at that, either.

We keep our house very clean. Lint rollers and vacuum cleaners.

I'm a very good clearer-upper!

I'm really good at laundry, and I have no problem cleaning the kitchen.

I have to clean my room and unload the dishwasher, wash the pans, and feed the dogs.

I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.

I love washing, hoovering, ironing, you name it. I find it very therapeutic.

I could be a housewife... I guess I've vacuumed a couple of times.

All I'm thinking about today is cleaning my bathroom.

I can't wait to get home and wash all those socks.

When it comes to housework the one thing no book of household management can ever tell you is how to begin. Or maybe I mean why.

The windows need washing.

I am not exactly Mrs. Good Housekeeping, although I love to cook, bake, even iron, but only because it's not mandatory.

When I go home, I still have to clean my room; I still have to do the dishes. We have somebody come every now and then to do that stuff, but my mom still makes me clean before she comes.