Joan Rivers Quotes

Housekeeping is like being caught in a revolving door.

I love to clean. I love to cook.

I don't do dishes, and I don't cook, either! Everything else, I can do!

Being a mother is a little like 'Groundhog's Day.' It's getting out of bed and doing the exact same things again and again and yet again - and it's watching it all get undone again and again and yet again. It's humbling, monotonous, mind-numbing, and solitary.

Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop-offs at tedium and counter productivity.

Few tasks are more like the torture of Sisyphus than housework, with its endless repetition: the clean becomes soiled, the soiled is made clean, over and over, day after day.

Vacuuming is great. I do the laundry. I love washing machines. I'm the maid in my house.

Dusting is a good example of the futility of trying to put things right. As soon as you dust, the fact of your next dusting has already been established.

Endless cricket, like endless anything else, simply grinds you down.

I'm a housewife: I spend far more time on housework than anything else.

There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn't get any worse.

Sometimes it gets boring. No justice is supposed to say that. But, you know, there's drudgery in every job you're going to do.

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.

I am a bit of a domestic goddess to be honest. I am a clean freak so I love doing the hoovering and the cleaning.

A woman who spends all day washing and cooking and ironing doesn't want to go to the movies to watch a film about a woman who spends all day washing and cooking and ironing.

It gets so boring you know just to do the same thing over and over again.

I clean my house, although I have help. I'm on the floor getting spots. I can't stand a dirty house. I'm a cleaning fanatic.

I was bored at school and bored in a lot of the kitchens. It seemed like all I was doing was putting things into saute pans.

I love cleaning. I love mopping the floor. If you need your floor mopped, I'm there.

I'm really domestic.

I don't have a dishwasher, and I hate washing dishes.

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?

Normal is nothing more than a cycle on a washing machine.

I hate the cursed Oriole fundamentals... I've been doing them since 1964. I do them in my sleep. I hate spring training.

I could be a housewife... I guess I've vacuumed a couple of times.