Lucy DeVito Quotes

I do the laundry. I do the shopping. I do the dishes.

Vacuuming is great. I do the laundry. I love washing machines. I'm the maid in my house.

Why would I want a place of my own? Then I would have to things worry about, like doing laundry and having food in the fridge.

I don't get rattled about the big things. I get rattled when I have to pick up my laundry, get gas in the car, pick up a script.

I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing.

You do not get gold stars for cleaning your toilet. In actual life, there is a depressing lack of stickers.

Guys should be doing laundry, doing dishes.

I'm super lucky because I come home and I don't have to run errands and clean the house and do all that.

I have to clean my room and unload the dishwasher, wash the pans, and feed the dogs.

I'm a housewife: I spend far more time on housework than anything else.

You don't realize how hard it is to live on your own. But there's no mom to do your laundry, and make you dinner and to do things for you, and you don't think about little things like buying paper towels and salt.

I have the distinct feeling that when I'm old, and I look back on my life, my thirties will be one huge blur. There's a lot that gets neglected: exercise, dishes, laundry, my poor garden. I try to prioritize the important but non-urgent things over the unimportant but urgent things.

I've been trying really hard to be more domesticated. It's not in my nature to clean and cook, and so I've been really good about it.

When it comes to housework the one thing no book of household management can ever tell you is how to begin. Or maybe I mean why.

I am not exactly Mrs. Good Housekeeping, although I love to cook, bake, even iron, but only because it's not mandatory.

I've never had a couch that needed to be cleaned or learned how to couch-clean in general. That feels too grown-up.

When I go home, I still have to clean my room; I still have to do the dishes. We have somebody come every now and then to do that stuff, but my mom still makes me clean before she comes.

I am often driven by necessity, rather than actually doing things like an adult.

Sunday is the day I do my laundry and clean. I'm always trying to get rid of stuff. Truthfully? I have a housekeeper that comes once a month, and I tend not to make things too messy for her. But I do have clothes everywhere.

I don't do dishes, and I don't cook, either! Everything else, I can do!

If there were a category in the Olympics for laundry, my mother would have been a gold-medal winner.

I simply love doing household chores and cooking.

When I get home I'll still have to unload the dishwasher and clean my room. Last night my mom got so fed up of my messy floor in my room she picked it all up off the floor and put it on my bed so I would have to clean it up before I went to bed!

normal person's weekly chore list: 1. clean kitchen. 2. clean bathroom. 3. clean entire rest of domicile. cleaning impaired person's weekly chore list: 1. don't get peanut butter on sheets.

For a single woman, preparing for company means wiping the lipstick off the milk carton.