Benny Blanco Quotes

Have you ever taken something out of the clothes hamper because it had become, relatively, the cleanest thing?

I always insist on my jeans being ironed. Is that a problem?

Ever notice how irons have a setting for permanent press? I don't get it.

With too much wash and wear, sweaters get fuzzy or start to pill. Having a fabric shaver is a game changer. It makes my sweaters look brand-new.

You can get away with black sweatpants for a day or two, but pink is something you wear for one day: the day before you go to the washer or cleaners. When people wear pink t-shirts for three straight days, it disturbs me. It aggravates me.

My T-shirts wrinkle because I sweat a lot.

A mini lint brush is always in my purse.

Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?

Hillary has now erased all of her emails, and she also had all of her pantsuits dry cleaned.

At least I get my little black dress cleaned once in awhile.

Can I ask you a question?" "I'd be disappointed if you didn't." "How many of those suits do you have? Do you like, send them to the laundry, or throw them out and put on a new one when it gets all gamey?" - Bobby talking to Saint Dane, RR

The funny thing about these uniforms is that you hang them in the closet and they get smaller and smaller.

Normal' is a dryer setting.

I don't usually stink. But I stunk today.

Have you noticed that if you leave the laundry in the hamper long enough, it's ready to wear again?

If you've got a bloodstain on your T-shirt, maybe dirty laundry isn't your biggest problem.

Last week I got a flu that I caught, 'cause my daughter coughed ... into my mouth.

Do you clean yourself before you take a bath?

When I go to bed at night, I've got so much grease on my body I wear snow chains to hold up my gown.

Jacob: I've never seen so much manure. Wade: Baggage stock horses. They pack'em in 27 a car. Jacob: how do you stand the smell? Wade: what smell?

Basement smells bad. Look for cat poops, change litter.

And I spilled gravy on my Carolina sweater, because I am alive.

Just be yourself and wear deodorant.

Babies on television never spit up on the Ultrasuede.

When something needs to be ironed I put it in the ironing basket. If a year goes by and the item is still in the basket I throw the item away. This is a good system since eventually I end up only with clothes that don’t need ironing.