You can get away with black sweatpants for a day or two, but pink is something you wear for one day: the day before you go to the washer or cleaners. When people wear pink t-shirts for three straight days, it disturbs me. It aggravates me.
I always insist on my jeans being ironed. Is that a problem?
Can I ask you a question?" "I'd be disappointed if you didn't." "How many of those suits do you have? Do you like, send them to the laundry, or throw them out and put on a new one when it gets all gamey?" - Bobby talking to Saint Dane, RR
I do not like people touching my underwear. That's just weird! I travel with a washer and dryer, and I like cooking on the bus, too.
I actually believe that you should not wash your jeans, ever. In Japan, they actually put them in the freezer. That kills the bacteria and makes them not smell anymore.
Have you ever taken something out of the clothes hamper because it had become, relatively, the cleanest thing?
Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
That's silly talk... Talk to my wife. She'll tell me I need to learn to just put my socks on the hamper.
Have you noticed that if you leave the laundry in the hamper long enough, it's ready to wear again?
Don't judge. I used to buy underwear because I didn't do my laundry.
A man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself - like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks.
