There's one thing I never did do, and that was stink.
I don't wear cologne. I do occasionally, but anytime I take a shower, I just put on deodorant. That's basically what I smell like.
Please, Percy...change your clothes. You smell like you've been run over by an electric horse.
Might I trouble you to open the window, for chloroform vapour does not help the palate.
You don't want to take the world over with a whole hamper full of dirty clothes. That's the main thing people overlook. And take a shower, take a bath every day.
Basement smells bad. Look for cat poops, change litter.
I had an obsession with underarm shields - pointy ones, round ones, full ones, half ones.
Oh my God, I sweat so much! You have to keep deodorant in your purse and use those deodorising wipes that cool you off a bit.
I actually believe that you should not wash your jeans, ever. In Japan, they actually put them in the freezer. That kills the bacteria and makes them not smell anymore.
I like fresh and clean. I don't ever want anyone to smell me and say, 'Oh that guy is wearing a lot of cologne.' I want people to smell me and say, 'You smell really good!' I think there is a difference.
I use Secret... I'm always powder-fresh during the games.
And now I've got to explain the smell that was in there before I went in there. Does that ever happen to you? It's not your fault. You've held your breath, you just wanna get out, and now you open the door and you have to explain, 'Oh! Listen, there's an odor in there and I didn't do it. It's bad.
I smell of sweat. I don't like people smelling of all these weird things. I think deodorant is disgusting.
My T-shirts wrinkle because I sweat a lot.
For my own poor part, I go to great lengths to keep my nostrils sightly.
Jacob: I've never seen so much manure. Wade: Baggage stock horses. They pack'em in 27 a car. Jacob: how do you stand the smell? Wade: what smell?
When you go into a person's house, and you smell that wash of cat smell, it's the human's fault, not the cat's. Cats want everything to be clean around them. They want where they live to be clean, they clean themselves, they want a clean litter box.
I recommend that everyone have a Diaper Genie. Who can live without it?
I don't use deodorant. If you drink enough water, you shouldn't have to. I think I smell pretty good without it.
Cleaning cat litter is an unpleasant daily chore for me, but the DuraScoop makes it much less unpleasant.
I don't usually stink. But I stunk today.
When I tell you it's an Under Armour T-shirt, your question should be, 'What's it do?'
Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom.
If men have a smell it's usually an accident.
What I like about a dog it stops people getting after you, they're not going to come round in the night. But they make the place stink because I might want to stay out a few days and when I get back I might want to stay in a few days and a dog can become a tyrant to you.
