Howard Jacobson Quotes

Hygiene is important. You gotta smell good. So ladies, please spray some perfume. Hair gotta be done. You gotta look nice.

In fact, everybody should wake up smelling nice. I go further, there is not an excuse, ever, not to smell nice, particularly your feet.

I'm not that involved in personal grooming. But I try not to be offensive to people.

I love a nicely groomed guy who smells good. That's important.

I do take care of myself; I get my nails done, and I have a skin doctor, but that's it. I'm clean and groomed.

I think that when you look at a guy like Luke Harper you can see that he does in fact smell.

I'm not really into makeup, not really into fuffing with hair and stuff.

I have always liked to get my pictures taken, and I like taking care of my looks. But, I am not one to use beauty products and treatments.

The way you look is so dependent on the way you take care of yourself.

You don't want to take the world over with a whole hamper full of dirty clothes. That's the main thing people overlook. And take a shower, take a bath every day.

I'm not about hair and makeup.

No nose hair. Ever. You'd be surprised at all the little twigs sticking out. I just can't get it. How can you see that and not just want to hack it off?

I don't wear cologne. I do occasionally, but anytime I take a shower, I just put on deodorant. That's basically what I smell like.

Neatness - which is grooming, after all - is definitely the most important requirement.

I groom, but it doesn't take me a long time to get to what people see.

Why is there such vanity about hair? I make a point to bathe. I worry about boogers in my nose, and I ask the makeup artist to cover up my pimples, but beyond that, I try not to be too vain.

I have to shave every day. If I don't, it's sort of like going to bed without brushing your teeth for me - but I'm a crazy person so maybe that's why.

I get facials. I get a manicure and pedicure every week. I get my hair cut, and I oil myself down from head to toe. I got that from my brother. I was so impressed with how high maintenance he was. When he left the room, you could still smell him for an hour.

I never did a dirty armpit. You can look dirty, but you can't be dirty.

If you don't smell nice before the game, it's going to be pretty bad during and after.

I get manicures and pedicures because I don't want to be one of those guys with messed-up hands and feet.

Good grooming and hygiene are essential. It's never too early to start being concerned about your appearance - first impressions are everything.

The day I don't attend to my nostrils is the day I will have forsworn that world and become a different person. Someone otherwise preoccupied. Someone who couldn't care less what anyone thinks of his appearance - someone for whom the material life has lost its appeal.

Pedicures are disgraceful.

If I know I am going out in the evening, I'll save my shower till I am about to get ready, so I'm pristine. I'm not one for moisturisers and toners; the furthest I go is shampoo and conditioner and a bit of hair gel.