Sara Gruen Quotes

I'm a doctor of cowshit, pigshit, and chickenshit.....when you doctors figure out what you want, you'll find me out in the barn shoveling my thesis.

Please, Percy...change your clothes. You smell like you've been run over by an electric horse.

The emergence and spread of virulent strains of avian influenza has been attributed by experts to the intensely overcrowded, unsanitary, and stressful conditions that often characterize large-scale factory farming in industrialized agriculture.

Saudi women used to drive camels and journey at night among men. What is the difference between a camel and a car?

Too many pigs; two few teats.

Disease among the working classes is caused by atmospheric impurities produced by decomposing animal and vegetable substances, by damp and filth, and close and overcrowded dwellings.

I have horses.

Indeed, the life of cattle, like that of many men, is but a sort of locomotiveness; they move a side at a time, and man, by his machinery, is meeting the horse and the ox half-way.

People on horses look better than they are. People in cars look worse than they are.

A farmer's horse is never lame, never unfit to go. Never throws out curbs, never breaks down before or behind. Like his master he is never showy. He does not paw and prance, and arch his neck, and bid the world admire his beauties...and when he is wanted, he can always do his work.

Never think of your car as a cold machine, but as a hot-blooded horse.

Sweet smells are sometimes used to cover foul ones.

The best way to catch a horse is to build a fence around it.

Polo, racing and horse shows all are doing great work to help the farmer and rancher to raise better horses.

Give me the handling of a horse for twenty minutes, and I'll tell you what sort of a groom he has had.

I think that when you look at a guy like Luke Harper you can see that he does in fact smell.

In India, crossbreeding programs aimed at mimicking the milk yields of Western cows like the Jerseys and the Holsteins actually breed out the capacity of our animals to pull ploughs and pulley-cars. So, thanks to cross-breeding programs, we now have humpless cattle with no stamina.

Ranger’s gonna hate this,” Tank said. “Better to get shot than to have to explain the gate. Bad enough I got a horse that smells like his shower gel.

The horse would plough, the ox would drive the car. No; do the work you know, and tarry where you are.

Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I'm on a horse.

We humans will never know how meadows or mountains smell, but deer and horses and pigs do. Bando sniffs deeply and shakes his head. We were left out when it comes to smelling things, he says. I would love to be able to smell a mountain and follow my nose to it.

I didn't say I would start a yard." "You didn't have to. I'll come back next year and you'll have a nest of horses outside your window and Puck Connolly in your bed and I'll buy from you instead of Malvern. That's your future for you.

Horses raise what the farmer eats and eats what the farmer raises. You can't plow the ground and get gasoline.

The masters eye fattens the horse, and his foote the ground.

On My First Driving Lesson “First things first: A car has five gears. What is that smell?…Okay, first thing before that first thing: Farting in a car that’s not moving makes you an asshole.