April Winchell Quotes

My T-shirts wrinkle because I sweat a lot.

This shirt is dry clean only. Which means... it's dirty.

The only interesting thing that can happen in a Swiss bedroom is suffocation by feather mattress.

I'm a little bit phobic about stains on my clothes, so I never travel without a little packet of organic stain remover.

Long live your laundry!

I have cotton or flannel sheets, depending on the weather. They have to be ironed, and I get my bed changed nearly every day.

My wife and I make the bed every morning, but it's a queen size bed today, as opposed to a rack, you know, a small single bed, which I had in basic SEAL training.

I wish I knew where to get a good one myself; for I find cold Sheets extreamly disagreeable.

If I don't do laundry today, I'm gonna have to buy new clothes tomorrow.

You know when pillowcases come out of the dryer and they get really wrinkled? I iron them.

You know, I'm very particular about my sheets. They have to be one hundred percent cotton, with a high thread count. Only cotton. No flannel.

I like that you can easily flip the sheets over and have a different feel or vibe in your room. You don't have to go get a whole brand-new set of sheets.

There's a reason good fabrics have a cost. They're done with good quality to last.

Your hair doesn't need to be washed every day any more than your black pants have to be dry-cleaned every time you wear them.

I'm a very good laundress when I have to be.

Nothing makes you feel better than when you get into a hotel bed, and the sheets feel so good. Why shouldn't you wake up like that every day? Spend money on your mattress and bedding because these things make a difference on your sleep and, ultimately, your happiness.

I quite like doing laundry. I find it quite like relaxing.

Beautiful fabrics last; synthetics don't. Certain fabrics, such as linen or cotton, develop their own character over time.

I feel like I'm small and mighty and pack a powerful punch, just like Tide PODS.

I had the biggest dry-cleaning bill on 'Daybreak' because I was always on the run and spilling coffee on myself.

The only sheets I'll ever long for are my own.

Hillary has now erased all of her emails, and she also had all of her pantsuits dry cleaned.

At least I get my little black dress cleaned once in awhile.

I like the dry-cleaners. I like the sense of refreshment and renewal. I like the way dirty old torn clothes are dumped, to be returned clean and wholesome in their slippery transparent cases. Better than confesssion any day. Here there is a true sense of rebirth, redemption, salvation.

The laundry has its hands on my dirty shirts, sheets, towels and tablecloths, and who knows what tales they tell.