Laundry Detergent Quotes

South African schoolchildren set a world record this week by creating the world's longest clothesline. Hey, what do South Africans wash their clothes with? Apar-Tide!

My bedspread isn't washable. Since my bedding has to be washed every day, I'll have to throw it out.

You know it's time to do the laundry when you dry off with a sneaker.

If you've invested money in buying a piece, you don't want it to just disintegrate. We all have that first wash anxiety, when that great t-shirt you've just bought shrinks away to nothing.

If I don't do laundry today, I'm gonna have to buy new clothes tomorrow.

I feel like I'm small and mighty and pack a powerful punch, just like Tide PODS.

When you have children, your house smells very unpleasant all the time.

You know, when you go into the store and buy a box of laundry detergent, and the price has gone up - you know, 50 cents because of regulations....And everything is costing more money, and we are killing our people like this....It's the evil government that is putting all these regulations on us so that we can't survive.

I quite like doing laundry. I find it quite like relaxing.

My T-shirts wrinkle because I sweat a lot.

I think those little laundry detergent capsules are an amazing thing to have.

Long live your laundry!

We try to be conscious of the amount of trash we have. Having a water filter allows us to be aware of not using too many water bottles. Since I am not able to hand wash due to my schedule, I use Seventh Generation laundry detergent, and I feel less guilty.

Postal inspectors have been given advanced warning that Publishers Clearinghouse is sending packets of laundry detergent that could be mistaken for anthrax. Oh, good timing. What genius came up with this promotion? What's next - a ticking alarm clock? Let's put that in a box.