Martha Stewart Quotes

You know when pillowcases come out of the dryer and they get really wrinkled? I iron them.

I love doing laundry! It's so satisfying. I love the way it smells. I love doing the sheets.

Vacuuming is great. I do the laundry. I love washing machines. I'm the maid in my house.

Why would I want a place of my own? Then I would have to things worry about, like doing laundry and having food in the fridge.

Maggie went out of doors to wash the windows and father came out into the kitchen and said he did not know whether he would go down to the post office or not. And then I sprinkled some handkerchiefs to iron.

You don't want to take the world over with a whole hamper full of dirty clothes. That's the main thing people overlook. And take a shower, take a bath every day.

I wear black because I'm comfortable in it. But then in the summertime when it's hot I'm comfortable in light blue.

I wish I knew where to get a good one myself; for I find cold Sheets extreamly disagreeable.

I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing.

I can't wait to get home and wash all those socks.

People ask me what I do in my spare time, and I look at them blankly, truly believing that I don't even have spare time, and if I did, I'd probably use it for something mundane, like chipping away at the mound of laundry rising to dangerous proportions in the back room.

I like that you can easily flip the sheets over and have a different feel or vibe in your room. You don't have to go get a whole brand-new set of sheets.

I love being a housewife... I love doing laundry. Except I have a little bit of separation anxiety, and you have to separate your laundry, so I have a little bit of a problem there.

I love folding clothes just out of the dryer because they smell so amazing.

I am not exactly Mrs. Good Housekeeping, although I love to cook, bake, even iron, but only because it's not mandatory.

I'm a very good laundress when I have to be.

I don't take showers at night, because I take a bath when I wake up. Then I go to bed on the most beautiful Egyptian-cotton antique sheets in the world.

I have a nice apartment now that's all taken care of. I make my bed every day.

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.

What kind of woman irons her husband's sheets? Even the clothes I wear, I just throw 'em in the dryer with some golf balls.

Nothing makes you feel better than when you get into a hotel bed, and the sheets feel so good. Why shouldn't you wake up like that every day? Spend money on your mattress and bedding because these things make a difference on your sleep and, ultimately, your happiness.

I cook and do my own laundry.

I quite like doing laundry. I find it quite like relaxing.

I don't do dishes, and I don't cook, either! Everything else, I can do!

If there were a category in the Olympics for laundry, my mother would have been a gold-medal winner.