Digestive Discomfort Quotes

The crazy thing is, I never knew that a wiener could actually make me nauseous.

I've never met a bread basket that I didn't love. At the same time, it can make me tired.

A human being who wakened in the morning with a queesy stomach, with fifteen hours to kill before next bedtime, had not much use for freedom.

Yeah, well, asparagus is good for me, but it still makes me want to throw up.

The most troublesome plant lectins are found in the hulls of grains, in beans and legumes, and the nightshade family - specifically the peels and seeds of tomatoes, peppers, eggplants, etc.

Really, Channing,” remonstrated Alexia, “did you have to eat the man’s dog? I am convinced you will experience terrible indigestion.

So inane-I cause Colon Blow pain

Eating a little was like vomiting a little, just as bad as a lot.

Eating highly seasoned food is unhealthful, because it stimulates too much, provokes the appetite too much, and often is indigestible.

I hate that feeling of being so full that you feel like you're gonna burst, so I try not to do that.

I'm sick. I've eaten civilisation and I'm sick.

And I remember wondering why it was that eating something good could make me feel so terrible, while vomiting something terrible could make me feel so good.

On Saturday, he ate through one piece of chocolate cake, one ice-cream cone, one pickle, one slice of Swiss cheese, one slice of salami, one lollipop, one piece of cherry pie, one sausage, one cupcake, and one slice of watermelon That night he had a stomach ache.

I called my pilot 2 weeks before I flew and asked him, I don't want to get sick, what should I eat? He said, Peanut Butter. I said, If I eat peanut butter then I won't get sick? He said, no, but it tastes the same comin' up as it does goin' down.

Too much coffee can lead to belly bloat!

Raids are slightly constipating.

When you have a stomach ache you don't tell your stomach to go away.

There is the vegetarian Hot Pocket for those of us who don't want to eat meat, but would still like diarrhea.

I was always wondering why the first ten minutes of eating fast food is heavenly and then after those ten minutes you start feeling like s**t?

There's nothing more stressful than your stomach growling.

It was a bad idea, because I think that any government reorganization has to come in relatively small bites, or else you get indigestion.

Did you eat something that didn't agree with you?" asked Bernard. The Savage nodded "I ate civilization.

Any food products made from flour, especially whole-wheat flour, form gas when broken down in the large intestine. Beware of eating these types of food before bedtime to avoid feeling inflated in the morning.

I'm not big on the pasty because they say the pastry in the pasty can bring on indigestion.

When you're changing your diet, or you're becoming a vegan, your system will become a bit more sensitive, and you just have to deal with it.