David Kirsch Quotes

I'd say my biggest vice is caffeine, tea or coffee.

I drink too much coffee.

Up to a thousand milligrams of caffeine is considered safe for most people, which translates into about 10 cups of coffee a day.

Is there any time in your life when you do not feel the need for caffeine?" "Sure. Sometimes I'm asleep.

scapegoat, n. I think our top two are: 1. Not enough coffee. 2. Too much coffee.

I once had half a cup [of coffee], twenty years ago, and I'm still working it off.

Once I had a potentially heart attack-inducing eight double espressos in one day. I think my assistant secretly swaps my coffees for decaf as she doesn't want me to die of caffeine overdose.

Decaf is like masturbating with an oven mitt!

You can never have too much coffee”, I said He turned and smiled at me. “You think so, but the rest of us get a little OD’ed on your level of caffeine.

I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon.

Black coffee is the latest fad I have picked up. Then there are my endless cups of chai! I'm trying to cut down and keep it to no more than three cups a day.

I have an addiction to caffeine.

I drink a lot of coffee.

I don't usually drink caffeine so that when I need it, it actually does something.

You can drink too much tea.

I love my latte from a cafe and my stovetop percolator. I'd have about three a day when I'm out of competition.

I will literally have a whole pot of coffee to myself.

I'm obsessed - I couldn't even tell you how much coffee I drink in a day.

Coffee never used to keep me up at night, now it does.

Caffeine is like a really attractive girl that has nothing to say. You get all jacked up on it and then you're left feeling hollow and empty.

I would drink gallons of coffee a day. Even now, off caffeine, I talk faster than anyone you've ever met. I finally recognized that I'm naturally amped up. But when I quit I was worried that I would never write again. It was like anyone who's kicked a habit. I was in a blanket shivering, trying to kick the horse.

Well, coffee is my drug of choice, generally, with a little bit of Pepsi here and there, if I need more sugar. But yeah, if I could do intravenous coffee, I would. But I guess that's pretty standard.

I don't drink coffee: it makes me cuckoo!

I will readily confess that I'm a coffee addict.

I ordered a decaf coffee the other night, and I was like, 'Holy crap, I'm an adult.'