Bloating Quotes

A swollen belly is a lot of pressure on the back.

Flatulence peaks twice a day... five hours after lunch and five hours after dinner.

I make the same noise after I eat too much as I do after I work out.

I think, at a certain point, it's better for women not to have any alcohol because it can make your face, breasts and midsection get very bloated.

I have those days where I'm PMSing and bloated.

I'm lactose intolerant, so usually pizza makes me feel horrible. But I'll occasionally go very hard and do pizza and pineapple.

They have dog food for constipated dogs. If your dog is constipated, why screw up a good thing? Stay indoors and let 'em bloat!

Ask yourself, how do you feel after you eat that? If you're going to the bathroom every time you have pasta, you might have an intolerance for wheat - which could explain, for instance, why you're gaining weight.

I suffer from IBS so I'm severely constipated at all times.

Wheat makes my stomach very bloated. Sugar is horrible for my skin, but I love it.

I went to my doctor and asked for something for persistent wind. He gave me a kite.

A lot of people think growth hormone is going to increase the size of your internal organs which bloats the waistline. So I went and had a battery of tests where they actually measure all of your internal organs and mine were all normal.

After my first week of no wheat, my stomachaches were gone, my mucous cleared up, and I felt incredibly energetic. My headaches were also less frequent and less severe, and I had lost 3 pounds, most of it swelling and water weight my body had been holding onto as part of its response to the wheat products in my diet.

The type of IBS I am prone to is the constipation type, where I get trapped wind and can get sharp painful spasms in my intestines as well as having sluggish bowels.

Too much coffee can lead to belly bloat!

That's what the gas is about, that's what the bloating is about and that's what the fat storage is about.

Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself.

I get really bad plane bloat. Your body and your face and everything swells. I could never get rid of it. It stays with you.

Asparagus is the best at de-bloating, since it helps flush out the bad stuff.

There are several drugs out right now that can't stop multiple sclerosis, but they can slow it way down. They also made me puff up like a balloon. So I looked horrible. I hated that.

I drink tons of water. When you're puffy, you think you can't drink water since you feel more bloated and gross but that's what you do to get the toxins out of your system. I put a little lemon in the water bottle that I carry around with me or drink a cup of hot water with lemon. It's a natural diuretic.

Any food products made from flour, especially whole-wheat flour, form gas when broken down in the large intestine. Beware of eating these types of food before bedtime to avoid feeling inflated in the morning.

The body is dynamic. You can eat something and get bloated in minutes.