If someone sprays windex in your food it can give you diarrhea. But once you wipe it off your windows, you're fine.
Getting an upset tummy is never pleasant, and it's worse if you get a funny tummy a long way from home.
Diarrhea, 90 percent of which is caused by food and water contaminated by excrement, kills a child every fifteen seconds. That's more than AIDS, malaria, or measles, combined. Human feces are an impressive weapon of mass destruction.
Suffering from dysentery at sea was no picnic.
Austerity causes constipation; excess, diarrhea.
I find the fact that more than 750,000 children still die every year around the world because of severe dehydration due to diarrhea unacceptable.
Having sex without a condom is like riding a roller coaster with diarrhea. You can't just throw your hands up and enjoy it.
I don't mean to be gross, but the only time it's good to yell "I have diarrhea" is when you're playing Scrabble because it's worth a shitload of points.
There was no sign of Jules. “Bad news,” said Elliot. “The man is sick. You’re going to have to settle for me.” “Sick?” Vee demanded. “How sick? What kind of excuse is sick?” “Sick as in it’s coming out both ends.” Vee scrunched her nose. “Too much information.
Be careful! Travel expands the mind and loosens the bowels.
Ask yourself, how do you feel after you eat that? If you're going to the bathroom every time you have pasta, you might have an intolerance for wheat - which could explain, for instance, why you're gaining weight.
I suffer from IBS so I'm severely constipated at all times.
Every year 3.1 million Indian children die before the age of 5, mostly from diseases of poverty like diarrhea.
I have had Crohn's for about 19 years. It is a debilitating disease that affects my colon.
You've probably been asked to care about things like HIV/AIDS or T.B. or measles, but diarrhea kills more children than all those three things put together. It's a very potent weapon of mass destruction.
Never done an explosion, but I have had explosive diarrhea, and that was very, very real. Good thing I have my trailer.
The type of IBS I am prone to is the constipation type, where I get trapped wind and can get sharp painful spasms in my intestines as well as having sluggish bowels.
This is perfect for India because everyone who comes here gets the trots.
I almost shat my pants. Literally, the floor was almost covered in my shat.
The biggest killers of children around the world are two things: diarrhea and pneumonia. When you think about it, in the United States, kids don't die of diarrhea anymore, but it's a huge problem in the developing world.
I have lived most my life with chronic inflammation and constant pain with immediate diarrhea.
There is the vegetarian Hot Pocket for those of us who don't want to eat meat, but would still like diarrhea.
Asking a sociologist to solve a problem is like prescribing an enema for diarrhea.
Rotavirus does not cause all diarrhea, but it causes a lot of it. Instead of a single vaccine dose, however, harried nurses may have to give several, as diarrhoea makes it difficult for a child to retain anything.
Like backstage, I just peed like every 3 seconds. I think yur staff thinks I have diarrhea.