Jeremy Clarkson Quotes

As a young child, I suffered all sorts of digestive problems and was constantly under the weather.

Unless people die from it, a little diarrhea isn't going to stop us from having our live fish.

I love to travel. I want to do India by road, the entire length and breadth.

Mumbai is home to us. Medina was born in Munich because Roya's family lives in Germany and she had five sisters to help her while I was travelling for work.

The different weather conditions make India the ideal tourist destination.

My father was in the Air Force, so I travelled all over India. I was born in Delhi.

I keep going to New York every year for 20 to 25 days. I love it there, but I can't imagine settling in any place other than India.

I've been to Australia, Russia and many of places I wanted to see as a child. But I've never visited India. I've had many invitations to play there but it hasn't worked out. People say it's beautiful, but I think I'd react badly to the poverty.

For dinner, I like to have a protein and veggies again. But because of my ulcerative colitis, really healthy foods are hard on my stomach. Sugars aren't good, and I have to be careful with vegetables. So it can be tough to find food that feels good.

The different foods and cultures and geography and art - I could spend my lifetime traveling around India and still not fully know it.

'Mister' film is about the travel of a young and love-giving guy. He is born and brought up in Spain. He comes to India and gets into a trouble while trying to help someone. This story is about how he finds true love of his life.

I was only 16 when I was selected for 'Madrasapattinam.' I celebrated my 17th birthday on the set of the film. That was the first time I had travelled to India, and it was a rollercoaster ride. I soon fell in love with the country.

It's always been great shooting in Kerala.

I love travelling and exploring different places in India and around the world.

I want to travel all over India.

Getting an upset tummy is never pleasant, and it's worse if you get a funny tummy a long way from home.

What India needs most is a unified food law.

When I have run out of words to copy, I look out the window at this strange place called India. Inside the train, the people around me are snoring. I don't understand how they can close their eyes when there is so much to see.

I love San Francisco. It would be a perfect place for a honeymoon.

Every schoolmaster after the age of forty-nine, is inclined to flatulence is apt to swallow frequently and to puff

My struggles have been around protecting our air quality, protecting people from mercury in fish. I was very involved in the effort to get the FDA to recognize that mercury in fish is a real health issue and the FDA, you know, needed to be on that. But they were very tight with the fishing industry and did not want the public to be aware in the same way that they later didn't want the public to be aware of the problems with Vioxx, and they sat on the studies for many years and allowed 140,000 people to develop heart disease.

The British capitalize on their accent when they don't want you to know what they're saying. But if you wake them up at 4 A.M., they speak perfect English, the same as we do.

If someone sprays windex in your food it can give you diarrhea. But once you wipe it off your windows, you're fine.

Nothing agrees with me. If I drink coffee, it gives me dyspepsia; if I drink wine, it gives me the gout; if I go to church, it gives me dysentery.