Screw-ups Quotes

Life gives you lots of chances to screw up which means you have just as many chances to get it right.

Life is full of screwups. You're supposed to fail sometimes. It's a required part of the human existance.

Screw-ups are the mark of excellence.

There are some screw-ups headed your way. I wish I could tell you that there was a trick to avoiding the screw-ups... but they're coming for ya. It's a combination of life being unpredictable, and you being super dumb.

Genius or fool, you don't live in the world alone. You can hide underground or you can build a wall around yourself, but somebody's going to come along and screw up the works.

You might say what if I screw up? Then screw up big! Go for it! Do a big screw-up!

Fight, flight, and screw up royaly.

You touch every other ball and, if you screw up, you only have one more person to back you up. You can't go hide in the corner.

They have dog food for constipated dogs. If your dog is constipated, why screw up a good thing? Stay indoors and let 'em bloat!

There are going to be screw-ups, mistakes, confusion, and missteps. One hopes they won’t be fatal.

But when we find that one person who completes us, we don't give up. No matter how bad we screw up. We make it right.

But we fall only that we might rise, Alfred. All of us fall; all of us, as you say, screw up. Falling is not important. It is how we get up after the fall that's important.

Cable was a blessing for me. Thank god, I've done a show that's going to be iconic. So, if I screw up, it's all right because I already have something that's going to be iconic.

No matter how much you screw up your own life by the wrong decisions that you make, it's never too late to do the right thing and change your ways and you can teach old dogs new tricks.

If I screw up raising my kids, nothing I achieve will matter much.

If the best way to learn to succeed is to fail as fast as possible, then the second-best way is to watch someone else fail as fast as possible. Watching someone else screw up is a kind of rehearsal for your own eventual downfall. A close observation of someone else's attempt to resolve a difficulty is a great way to acquire real-world insight into whether and when to deploy their method in your own times of trouble.

No matter how much you screw up your life, you can fix it.

Forgive yourself and be ready to forgive yourself in the future. You're gonna screw up. It's okay.

See, this was why I liked coffee. You couldn’t screw up making coffee. Even the bad stuff was good.

Don't be so damn hard on yourself. Yeah, you screwed up. You're not perfect, fine. Learn from it. But don't punish yourself. Be kind to you, even when you screw up. You'll bounce back eventually. You'll make up for it.

I have to tell you, Arty, a screw up this early in the proceedings doesn't exactly fill me with confidence. I hope you're as clever as you keep telling everyone you are." "I never tell anybody exactly how clever I am. They would be too scared.

You think it doesn't really matter if you screw up this time around because you can just sort it all out in paradise

Umpiring, the only job in the world where you can screw up on a daily basis and still have one!

But what's a writer for? The whole point is to put yourself into other lives, other heads-writers have always done that. If you screw up, so someone will tell you, that's all.

We know screwups are an essential part of making something good. That's why our goal is to screw up as fast as possible.