Christina Aguilera Quotes

Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself.

It’s a responsibility that I take most seriously, so excuse me for banning you from killing them because you have reverse PMS. (Acheron) Reverse PMS? (Artemis) Yeah, unlike a normal woman, you’re cranky twenty-eight days out of the month. (Acheron)

Are you getting your period?" She narrows her eyes. No! God. I hate that. I hate when every negative act is blamed on your period." Sometimes bitchiness is just bitchiness, happily unattached to anything hormonal. It should get full credit.

Mom says it's because she has PMS. Do you even know what that means? "I'm not a little kid anymore. It means pissed-at- men syndrome

Got those moods a swinging, tears a slinging, nothing fits me, when it hits me, ranting, raving, misbehaving, PMS blues.

Once a month, some women act like men act all the time.

Premenstrual Syndrome: Just before their periods women behave the way men do all the time.

And, well, mine are kind of on the heavy side anyway. The first day or two, I don't want to do ANYTHING. Make sure you keep away from me then.' I'd like to, but how can I tell?' I asked. O.K., I'll wear a hat for a couple of days after my period starts. A red one. That should work,' she said with a laugh. 'If you see me on the street and I'm wearing a red hat, don't talk to me, just run away.

Menstruation not only carries with it the connotation of a productive system that has failed to produce; it also carries the idea of production gone awry, making products of no use, not to specification, unsalable, wasted, scrap.

I would cite your little screed (which I am sure you are now sorry for) as a typical example of an ordinarily controlled woman under the raging hormonal imbalance of the periodic lunar cycle – thus proving the point against which you rail.

I can be a bit weird, cross when I'm cross, tired when I'm tired, and hungry when I'm hungry.

I've been underweight my entire life but not so much that I didn't get my period.

I try to make sure I get decent sleep cause I'm not a very fun person to be around at all if I haven't slept.

I was slumped next to him. He didn't pay any attention to me, but kept snickering as he drove. It was annoying. I had PMS and a test this morning. Boy, had he picked the wrong girl.

I have an ugly day every month; pimples on my face, I'm fat and in a bad mood. It's more like an ugly week!

Sometimes I'm crotchety, angry, curmudgeonly - you know, I do have that side. I don't always show it.

The reason why those female celebrities are always in filthy moods is not because they're being hounded by men with massive cameras or because Ridley Scott cancelled their film. They just want to get their hands on a cheeseburger.

What I'm like with lack of sleep is that I let the devil in, so if I'm tired the slightest thing will put me into a bad place.

I'm usually always very happy and funny and positive. It's only when I'm tired that I get a little low energy.

Sleep deprivation over quite a short period of time can make you paranoid.

I can be very moody.

It's hard to judge how you are feeling physically.

Before anyone else, women need to accept that neither does life stop, nor does it change for those few days in a month.

I get moody when I'm tired or hungry. My missus says I get moody... but not with other people. But I can get grumpy.

If I'm hungry, I get very angry. If I don't have caffeine, my coffee or my energy drink, I get even more angry. Then I like to snack, then I get more angry because I've had a snack.