Laurell K. Hamilton Quotes

scapegoat, n. I think our top two are: 1. Not enough coffee. 2. Too much coffee.

Is there any time in your life when you do not feel the need for caffeine?" "Sure. Sometimes I'm asleep.

Once I had a potentially heart attack-inducing eight double espressos in one day. I think my assistant secretly swaps my coffees for decaf as she doesn't want me to die of caffeine overdose.

I drink too much coffee.

Up to a thousand milligrams of caffeine is considered safe for most people, which translates into about 10 cups of coffee a day.

I'd say my biggest vice is caffeine, tea or coffee.

Never trust anyone who doesn't drink coffee.

I'm obsessed - I couldn't even tell you how much coffee I drink in a day.

Too much coffee can lead to belly bloat!

Cigarettes and coffee, man, that's a combination.

I would drink gallons of coffee a day. Even now, off caffeine, I talk faster than anyone you've ever met. I finally recognized that I'm naturally amped up. But when I quit I was worried that I would never write again. It was like anyone who's kicked a habit. I was in a blanket shivering, trying to kick the horse.

Decaf is like masturbating with an oven mitt!

Well, coffee is my drug of choice, generally, with a little bit of Pepsi here and there, if I need more sugar. But yeah, if I could do intravenous coffee, I would. But I guess that's pretty standard.

If it wasn't for coffee, I'd have no discernible personality at all.

I think I've reduced the amount of blood in my caffeine system to an acceptable level.

I once had half a cup [of coffee], twenty years ago, and I'm still working it off.

I don't know how people live without coffee, I really don't.

I drink a lot. More or less 10 or 12 coffees a day, both typical Italian and espresso.

Black coffee is the latest fad I have picked up. Then there are my endless cups of chai! I'm trying to cut down and keep it to no more than three cups a day.

I have an addiction to caffeine.

I drink a lot of coffee.

I don't like coffee but I need caffeine.

My workday begins around 11 A.M., with a cup of black coffee in each hand. If I had more hands, there would be more coffee.

I don't usually drink caffeine so that when I need it, it actually does something.

Certainly the caffeine in coffee, whether it's Starbucks or generic coffee, is somewhat of a stimulant. But if you drink it in moderation, which I think four or five cups a day is, you're fine.