Bill Engvall Quotes

Mmm, tastes like hepatitis!

We're constantly buying airplane tickets; we travel on the Concorde.

Aerial flight is one of that class of problems with which men will never have to cope.

If I'm getting on an airplane or anywhere, really, I have a lunch box and stuff. It's a running joke with my friends and family - everyone gives me lunch boxes for Christmas.

I quit flying myself last year and that was difficult for me because I enjoy it as much as playing golf. It was an adjustment sitting in the back of the plane, rather than at the controls, but I've grown accustomed to it and enjoy reading a book, doing some work or challenging my wife to a game of dominos.

There's something just magical about flight. Period.

I always keep a plane on the pole at the airport.

The very, very beginning is that my mother and father were aviators.

I personally do not find puke funny. I find it disgusting.

Flying is the only active profession I would ever continue with enthusiasm after the War.

My ears are huge. If there's ever a problem with a plane I'm on, they could just put me on the wing and I'll land the sucker.

I've written some happy songs but I can't ever play them in public because everybody will just start throwing up.

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo.

I've always been a good flier. I love the whole experience.

From a very early age, I wanted to fly aeroplanes.

I have the ordinary experience of being anonymous when I'm in an airplane talking to air-traffic control, and they don't know who they're talking to. I have a lot of common experiences.

I love flying planes.

Man cannot live by bread alone; he must have peanut butter.

And I fly planes all the time. And helicopters.

If God had intended us to fly, he’d never have given us the railways.

I really love flying, but it's really nice to jump on a plane, sit back, and let someone else do the heavy lifting, but flying is my main passion for sure.

I have often said that the lure of flying is the lure of beauty.

You can never have too much ketchup, 'cause it's a food group.

Flying as Bob, there was always stress involved.

Airline food is not intended for human consumption. It's intended as a form of in-flight entertainment, wherein the object is to guess what it is, starting with broad categories such as "mineral" and "linoleum."