Car Trouble Quotes

The mechanic could lift up the bonnet of the car and show me four dwarves strapped to a pair of tandems and tell me that the motor was actually dwarf-powered and that one of the little fellows had to be replaced, and I'd just be numbly writing out a cheque and scribbling 'new dwarf - car' on the stub.

Obviously the first sentiment is disappointment that we didn't get the car home and more disappointment that at the time that it stopped the car was in the lead.

My wife's so dumb, she got a nail in the spare!!

I have enough to think about - I just don't ever want to have to think about my car.

I have bad car juju." -Stephanie Plum

When my car runs out of gas, I buy a new one. I don't want to ride around in a quitter.

I've crashed my car three times.

Let me tell about Tennessee. If your car breaks down in Tennessee, you have just moved to Tennessee.

I don't know much about cars," Joyce said, "but I think someone took my engine.

And he's lost both right front tires.

I have had window braces smashed in the front of my car, several times. They fail all the time in the front.

I've always had good connections with cars and always knew how to fix them, so I didn't have trouble with breakdowns.

I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There is water in the carburetor." I said, "Where's the car?" She said, "In the lake."

If I was a mechanic and someone called me and said their car would not start, I would say, "Hey - maybe a killer is after you!"

Could you imagine the way I felt, I couldn't unfasten her safety belt. All the way home I held a grudge, for the safety belt that wouldn't budge.

Those days if you drove cross country and you broke down on the side of the road, and the sign says 200 miles to the next gas station, you knew you were so screwed.

I will stop at nothing to reach my objective, but only because my brakes are defective.

I hung my head. Ranger was next on the list. “Yo,” Ranger said when he answered. “Small problem.” “No kidding. Your car just went off the screen.” “It sort of burned up.” Silence. “And you know that keypad you gave me? It was in the car.” “Babe.

A man is designed to walk three miles in the rain to phone for help when the car breaks down - and a woman is designed to say, 'you took your time' when he comes back dripping wet.

My car broke down just the other day, I called triple A, they came and towed me away!

Just driving I just was in a car on flat ground and I couldn't make it go. Having ticked driving and taken three driving lessons, I just was unable to produce any motion whatsoever under perfectly normal circumstances. I think we've all been busted on driving, and riding.

I can't pay my [bills]. I can't go to work. My car is out of gas.

A Polish guy locked his keys in the car. It took an hour to get his wife out.

I have a car that I call Flattery because it gets me nowhere.

When my car broke down in L.A., nobody stopped. They just kept whizzing by.