Bathroom Habits Quotes

When you're in prison, there's no hiding. These women are not hiding behind towels and shower curtains. They go to the bathroom with no doors on the stalls. It would actually look weird, if these women were hiding.

Life before toilet paper was not worth living.

Victoria Beckham looks like she has a dump once every four years. That's probably how David knows that there's a World Cup coming up.

You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight.

We are a nation of 20 million bathrooms, with a humanist in every tub.

Toilet paper - and no baby wipes - in the bathroom. If they're using dry paper, they aren't washing all of themselves. It's just unclean. So if I go in a woman's house and see the toilet paper there, I'll explain this. And if she doesn't make the adjustment to baby wipes, I'll know she's not completely clean.

Hate American toilets with only toilet paper and no bidets.

When Paris has to pee, Paris has to pee!

I know she's just trying to make things nice, so I do my part. Now, when I get up to use the bathroom in the middle of the night, I turn on the light. I used to just go by sonar: just keep peeing 'til you hear water.

What is it with girls?” Elliot said, splitting a smile between us. “I swear, I’ve never known a girl who could go to the bathroom alone.” He leaned forward and grinned conspiratorially. “Let me in on the secret. Seriously. I’ll pay you five bucks each.” He reached for his back pocket. “Ten, if I can come along and see what the big deal is.

I really find that when I get on an airplane, I never drink anything but water, and I drink a ton of it. I like to sit in the window, but I'm always climbing over people to go to the bathroom. I'm that seatmate. But ya gotta do it. All about the water.

Being on the toilet stool is the grossest thing there is, to me.

I always have water, tons of water. It's even in my bathroom because I used to be so bad at drinking water, and I want to stay hydrated.

I sit in the sink (while applying makeup). I do. I've broken more sinks...I sit in the sink, on top of a big square sink in my bathroom with my feet in the basin so I'm very close to the mirror with the good light, and I'm very comfortable. I also manage to put my two phones in the sink so that nothing, but nothing, could get me out of there.

Like backstage, I just peed like every 3 seconds. I think yur staff thinks I have diarrhea.

Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance.

A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station.

The idea that you must bathe every day is, to a certain extent, a manufacture on the part of the soap industry.

You know you're lazy when you run out of toilet paper and use the cardboard roll to wipe with.

I gotta go to the bathroom," Emby mumbles. "You should have thought of that before you left," says Hayden, putting on his best mother voice. "How many times do we have to tell you? Always use the potty before climbing into a shipping crate.

I'm a pretty normal guy. I do one weird thing. I like to go in the women's room for number two. I've been caught several times and I have paid dearly.

I'm probably more famous for sitting on the toilet than for anything else that I do.

She used my toothbrush to clean the toilet.

I'm a leave-the-bathroom-door-open nudist, which is sometimes disconcerting for my friends.