George V Quotes

When Paris has to pee, Paris has to pee!

Being on the toilet stool is the grossest thing there is, to me.

Hate American toilets with only toilet paper and no bidets.

She used my toothbrush to clean the toilet.

Like backstage, I just peed like every 3 seconds. I think yur staff thinks I have diarrhea.

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it.

With two small children, I haven't had a wash since 2001 so the chance to go shopping is way down the list. It is something I do intend to get.

Youngsters have got to stop thinking about becoming the next Zuckerberg. It's a trillion-to-one chance. What they need is mater and pater to say, 'Get a job, son.'

I think it's weird going to the toilet in clothes. I don't like it.

The idea that you must bathe every day is, to a certain extent, a manufacture on the part of the soap industry.

Toilet paper - and no baby wipes - in the bathroom. If they're using dry paper, they aren't washing all of themselves. It's just unclean. So if I go in a woman's house and see the toilet paper there, I'll explain this. And if she doesn't make the adjustment to baby wipes, I'll know she's not completely clean.

Victoria Beckham looks like she has a dump once every four years. That's probably how David knows that there's a World Cup coming up.

Pickup's washed and you just got paid, with any luck at all you might even get laid.

I grew up having to piss in a bucket ’cos there was no indoor shitter, and now I have these computerised Japanese super-loo things that have heated seats and wash and blow-dry your arse at the touch of a button. Give it a couple of years and I’ll have a bog with a robot arm that pulls out my turds, so I don’t have to strain.

Life before toilet paper was not worth living.

I gotta go to the bathroom," Emby mumbles. "You should have thought of that before you left," says Hayden, putting on his best mother voice. "How many times do we have to tell you? Always use the potty before climbing into a shipping crate.

So much of life is happenstance. It makes me laugh when I go to a bookstore and see all those titles about controlling your life. You're lucky if you can control your bladder.

So it just wasn't in my house. Anywhere, I looked like I knew about the toilet.

We are a nation of 20 million bathrooms, with a humanist in every tub.

A child can go only so far in life without potty training. It is not mere coincidence that six of the last seven presidents were potty trained, not to mention nearly half of the nation's state legislators.

Evolution advances, not by a priori design, but by the selection of what works best out of whatever choices offer. We are the products of editing, rather than of authorship.

Fate! There is no fate. Between the thought and the success God is the only agent. Fate is not the ruler, but the servant of Providence.

Tragedy dramatizes human life as potentiality and fulfillment. Its virtual future, or Destiny, is therefore quite different from that created in comedy. Comic Destiny is Fortune - what the world will bring, and the man will take or miss, encounter or escape; tragic Destiny is what the man brings, and the world will demand of him. That is his Fate.

There is an old saying, The harder you try the luckier you get. I kind of like that definition of luck.

Statistics always remind me of fellow who drowned in a river where the average depth was only three feet.