Potty Training Quotes

One year, I'd completely lost my bearings trying to follow potty training instruction from a psychiatric expert. I was stuck on step on, which stated without an atom of irony: "Before you begin, remove all stubbornness from the child." . . . I knew it only could have been written by someone whose suit coat was still spotless at the end of the day, not someone who had any hands-on experience with an actual two-year-old.

Training a puppy is like raising a child. Every single interaction is a training opportunity.

Rules governing defecation, hygiene, and pollution exist in every culture at every period in history. It may in fact be the foundation of civilization: What is toilet training if not the first attempt to turn a child into an acceptable member of society?

Usually the triumph of my day is, you know, everybody making it to the potty

When you have children, your house smells very unpleasant all the time.

So it just wasn't in my house. Anywhere, I looked like I knew about the toilet.

Before I was a year old I walked and talked and I was even potty trained. When I started going to school I think I got on everyone's nerves because I used to ask adult questions rather than settle for the stuff usually fed to kids.

I live with an 18-month-old Jack Russell named Chicken. He moved in about 15 months ago, and it was very hard at first because I work a lot and he doesn't.

When the baby is older take the diapers off, my girl is gonna do the Slop.

No one likes change but babies in diapers.

When you become a parent, you start loving diapers.

I do believe babies are born potty-trained. They're born knowing and are able to give subtle signals that become very prominent if you reinforce them.

A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.

What a dog I got. Last night he went on the paper four times - three while I was reading it.

When Paris has to pee, Paris has to pee!

Yes, it will go through the disciplines that all puppies go through including house training and puppy walking, then at twelve month old it the training becomes a lot more rigorous which has to be done carefully otherwise you are in danger of stressing the dog.

I have a strong memory of my early childhood. I can remember life before I was two. I remember being toilet-trained like it was last week - and it wasn't last week.

I allow myself to not feel the need to be some sort of wonder woman. You can't do everything at once and tear your hair out when you miss your baby using a potty for the first time, although my son was obviously very sad that his mum was not there on his big day.

I don't like to use toilets - ever.

A child can go only so far in life without potty training. It is not mere coincidence that six of the last seven presidents were potty trained, not to mention nearly half of the nation's state legislators.

The great thing about having a bunch of kids is they just remind you that you're the person who takes them to go poop!

A two-and-a-half-year-old is pretty experienced at making a mess, anyway.

My most vivid memory - it's actually one of my first memories - I was three, and I was the youngest angel in the show production. And I remember being absolutely desperate for the toilet. I needed to wee really badly. So I was crossing my legs when I was walking down.

Maybe Scotty the Potty turned into Scotty the Hottie. Have you thought about that?