Dane Cook Quotes

I'm always gonna be crazy about dishes in the sink. Crazy! Because it's a sign of disrespect. It says that you think someone else is going to clean up after you: that you're not prepared to do it yourself.

If I have a choice between looking something up and making it up, I'll make it up every time.

I don’t care if it’s horse piss. It works!

I tend to kind of try to use what's in my environment to the best of my ability rather than seek out things that I don't already have.

I take what the defense gives me, and I roll with it.

A relentless focus on the outward markers of success can lead to complacency. It can make you lazy.

The street finds its own uses for things.

How often have I found that wanting to use blue, I didn't have it so I used a red instead of the blue.

We can't run out of resources. Resources exist when the human mind sees how to use something.

If you don't have what you need, just rock with what you've got!

Creativity is an infinitely renewable resource - you are not going to run out of it - so don't be afraid to use it.

You don't have to just do what's planned, you can take what's immediately in front of you and use that.

One must use the weapons one finds in one's path.

A lot of military people just take orders, and there is a place for that. But SEALs think for themselves from day one. That way, when something happens - a kid runs out of a room, a woman is held as a human shield - they can make those decisions on the fly. We always say: "Improvise, adapt and overcome."

I was kind of just too lazy to take my money out of the bank until I saw how Citi Bank responded to Occupy Wall Street.

Life-actors never rehearse and need no script. A life-actor uses whatever he has available, nothing more, nothing less.

Nanny Ogg never did any housework herself, but she was the cause of housework in other people.

Mend it, fix it, make do, or do without.

I just put anything on my back. I take what I have on hand.

A good wit will make use of anything.

Lazy people always intend to start doing something.

In rehearsal you have a good accident that you can repeat.In the movies if you have a good accident you hope the camera's running.

Some people think that poor people are lazy. Actually, it takes a lot of work to survive when you are dirt-poor.

If I wasn't so lazy, or if I had a roadie, I'd have a line of guitars on stage. I'd have a lap steel and a nylon string up there, but who wants to keep up with all that?

To succeed, planning alone is insufficient. One must improvise as well.