I do some of my best reading while seated in the bathroom.
I want you. Bad. Right now. Against the wall. On my bed. The floor and maybe in the bathroom later. I have a shower stall and a Jacuzzi we could put to really good use. I know you'd like it.
I got beat up sometimes in the girls' bathroom.
It's just an ice bucket with a bottle in it. The two flute glasses are little tray. I got to shut the curtains. I'm in my boxer shorts and shirt. I'm going to take a bath and go to bed. But I want to shut the blinds so it's really dark in the room.
Sometimes making a story is as easy as putting two characters in a room and seeing what happens. So, imagine a great white shark and a giant squid in the same bathroom.
When you sit down to write, write. Don't do anything else except go to the bathroom, and only do that if it absolutely cannot be put off.
I don't think having separate bathrooms is a key to a successful marriage, if you love one another.
It's funny, in literature no one ever goes to the lavatory.
I see all. I hear all. I know all. And I spend a great deal of time in the bathroom.
All I'm thinking about today is cleaning my bathroom.
I've never turned blue in someone else's bathroom. I consider that the height of bad manners.
The bathroom scale knows nothing of extenuating circumstances.
Love dries up, I thought as I walked back to the bathroom, even faster than sperm.
There's something of everything in my bathroom.
These people who build houses with 13 bathrooms and so on, there's something wrong with them.
I have got five minutes, some whip-its, and the key to the executive bathroom.
I lay on the ground, but then I can't reach - I don't want to take my foot out of the tub - but I've got to call somebody because I've got to get a band-aid or something to stop the bleeding.
Want me to Stevie Wonder my way to the bathroom?
Birth dates and bathroom scales tell more truth than I want to know.
Rip Van Winkle, who said, Don't make the bed; I'm just going to the bathroom. Never got a dinner!
A country without bordellos is like a house without bathrooms.
We are a nation of 20 million bathrooms, with a humanist in every tub.
I never like to see a guy go to the can.
I've been flushed from the bathroom of your heart.
If you can see the handwriting on the wall... you're on the toilet.
