Red Buttons Quotes

I don't have ADD, but I only like to pay attention to the things I like to pay attention to, and things like getting a TV and getting the cable working are beyond me, and so I let such things lapse, sometimes for years. This applies to keeping my apartment clean.

Laziness has become the chief characteristic of journalism, displacing incompetence.

I'm always gonna be crazy about dishes in the sink. Crazy! Because it's a sign of disrespect. It says that you think someone else is going to clean up after you: that you're not prepared to do it yourself.

I can be a lazy slob.

I'm afraid of only two things: being lazy and being cowardly.

When I have time, I'll be a good girl and do my chores.

We were taught manners and we had to do our chores - Katie and I grew up as normal kids.

There are two things that I hate: getting up at 6 in the morning and making my bed. I'm as neat as a pin, but I will not make beds. Period. I don't care if I get into them and they're messy. I just don't care.

I don't have a good work ethic. I have a real casual relationship with hours.

I'm totally not a blogger. Sometimes I don't even check my email. I know I should.

When a man does a household job, he goes through three periods: contemplating how it will be done; contemplating when it will be done; and contemplating.

You won't do any more housework? Then you go to the bin.

My criticism is too severe sometimes and that is not good. But why don't you start doing your work unless your leader flies into a rage? It is not that you cannot do it but that you don't want to do it.

I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing.

In high school, you at least have to get up at a reasonable hour and show up at places on time. College, on the other hand, gave me the sense that I could complete major assignments at 2 A.M. without suffering any repercussions, along with the erroneous idea that in real life, things started after one in the afternoon.

Don't judge. I used to buy underwear because I didn't do my laundry.

I've never been in charge. I'm just a lazy bastard.

Why invite you to dinner if I can't cook?

I am an immature person, and I am very lazy, too.

I used to goof off a lot.

The guy says, "When you work where I work, by the time you get home, it's late. You've got to have a bite to eat, watch a little TV, relax and get to bed. You can't sit up half the night planning, planning, planning." And he's the same guy who is behind on his car payment!

A day can really slip by when you're deliberately avoiding what you're supposed to do.

Laziness means more work in the long run.

I can never do nothing in this house!

The only time a bachelor's bed is made is when it's in the factory.