Bill Cosby Quotes

I'll never get sick of raising my children, but other people might get sick of them.

I take my kids to school... I make them breakfast. Unfortunately, dad is a big spoiler, and most days, I make four different breakfasts.

Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.

I have three boys. Sometimes my wife and I really have to battle to keep video games from encroaching.

I had to make some adjustments from what my life was like before I was a mom. My kids are so fun and loving, but they are also demanding!

As a father of two children, I am used to seeing kids in the midst of a five-alarm meltdown over the choice of DVD or the necessity of broccoli.

My boys are wild. My daughter is wild.

I was a youngish man entering fatherhood when we wrote 'Woods,' a patchwork of classic fairy tales with an original tale sewn in. I had dedicated my libretto to my baby daughter.

When I'm not working, you'll find me down the play park or on the Tube with my Converse on and a muslin cloth in my hand, wiping my boy's snotty nose.

I think we as fathers have to say good things about our children or else they will beat us.

I'm not a great father and there have been many occasions, when I fall short, but I'm genuinely trying.

I'm a father of three teenage daughters.

My kids make me laugh every single day - especially when they're their most precocious. My son said to me the other day, 'Why are you so dramatic?' And I just thought, 'Really? You know that word? And also, you've already noticed how dramatic I am?' That just really made me laugh.

I worked very hard in my first marriage, and I travelled constantly to make money for the family, and when I came home, I would be the best father that I could be.

My kids are blissfully unaware of anything I do. I asked my four-year-old, Harrison, what I did, and he said, 'You're an electrician.' He must have seen me changing a lightbulb.

I'm sure all parents think their kids are funny, and I'm sure a lot of kids are, whether their parents are comics or not.

The challenges of me being a father are just the same as any other father.

My youngest is 26, and so I hardly remember life not being a father, but my wife and I were hands on-parents.

I've got a lovely family now, I've got two boys.

I am a family man, and I have children.

I love being a dad, I love my wife and my kids are amazing to me and I love the challenge of making music and family work.

Every male comedian of note who is over the age of 45 has a kid, and they talk about it and don't get grouped as 'dad comics.'

I was a house dad. Once, my wife was working as a dispatcher at the fire department, and I was staying home and writing while baby-sitting my son, who hardly ever slept. So I wrote in twenty-minute patches. Some of that early stuff is just dreadful. I got a thousand rejects.

Becoming a dad has been a big change for me - I didn't have any responsibilities before. I obviously practised every day, but there was that luxury of things like watching movies when I wanted or waking up whenever I wanted.

Everything‟s fine,” I said, with a tight smile. “Kiyo was just giving me his latest explanation about how my son is a terror to be feared.” Dorian scoffed. “Little Thundro? A terror? Hardly, unless perhaps we‟re discussing diapers.