Boris Spassky Quotes

Sex is like having dinner: sometimes you joke about the dishes, sometimes you take the meal seriously.

I tend to think that cricket is the greatest thing that God ever created on earth - certainly greater than sex, although sex isn't too bad either.

Atheism is a religion the way abstinence is a sex position.

Having sex with her is incredible. It's just like a concert. We throw Frisbees around the room. And when she wants more she lights a match.

You were Marlon Brando, I was Steve McQueen, you were K.Y. Jelly, I was Vaseline.

I like my sex the way I play basketball, one on one with as little dribbling as possible.

I tried phone sex - it gave me an ear infection.

The world is a chessboard, Madam, on which we play out our ploys and follies. You are the Queen, of course. Your moves are the strongest. For myself, I claim only to be a knight, advancing in a crooked progress. Do we move ourselves, do you think, or does a great gloved hand place on our squares

After making love I said to my girl, "Was it good for you too?" And she said, "I don't think this was good for anybody."

Let me get one thing straight; I'm not an authority on sex, I'm more of a fan. I think sex is nice; no family should be without it. Of course, there are other things that are just as important as sex, like uh . . . like uh . . . like . . . uh . . . well, I'll think of it later.

I tell ya, sex is getting harder all the time. Me and my wife were trying to have sex for hours last night and I finally gave up. I asked her, "what, you can't think of anybody either?"

The more sex becomes a non-issue in people's lives, the happier they are.

All I ever want to do is just play chess.

Get a Brazilian wax. It makes sex better, orgasmwise.

To be honest about it, sex was not worth the wait.

Sex is one of the three best things out there, and I don't even know what the other two are.

I'm a pretty open person. Like, if I have good sex, then the next day I'm going to tell everyone I know about it.

It's so tiring to make love to women, it takes forever. I'm too lazy to be a lesbian.

Note to self... Sex with blow-up doll is not as good as advertised.

Nothing ruins the mood during foreplay more than the recurring image of your sixty-five-year-old homeroom teacher trying to stretch a condom over a cucumber.

Well, sure, but I don't bring God into it. I think shower massage might have been invented by the devil. God invented the missionary position.

Clint Eastwood's sex therapist, who said to Clint, Do it any which way you can, but no sudden impact. Never got a dinner!

You know all the surveys say that evangelicals have the best sex life of any other group.

There is only one good sex. The female one.

Steak and sex, my favorite pair. I get them both very rare.