George Hamilton Quotes

Sarcasm doesn't translate in print at all.

I really didn't say everything I said.

I wrote a letter to my Dad - I wrote, "I really enjoy being here," but I accidentally wrote rarely instead of really. But I still wanted to use it, so I wrote, "I rarely drive steamboats, Dad - there's a lot of stuff you don't know about me. Quit trying to act like I'm a steamboat operator." This letter took a harsh turn right away.

I've noticed that when people are joking they're usually dead serious, and when they're serious, they're usually pretty funny.

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.' So that was nice.

I'm pretty sarcastic, and sometimes that doesn't come across on the Internet. It seems like I'm being rude or stupid.

They think I'm being serious when actually I'm a very big clown. But you have to know me to see that. I'm constantly cracking up and cracking everybody else around me up.

A lot of truth is said in jest.

I was walking in the park and this guy waved at me. Then he said, 'I'm sorry, I thought you were someone else.' I said, 'I am.'

A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home.

Sometimes I am so dry that people don't know I'm kidding and think I'm being serious. I enjoy this because their reactions are often funny.

I'm a sarcastic person, and people don't get my humor sometimes.

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out.

I've said a lot of stuff in the past, but not with any intentions to hurt anybody. It's all a bit tongue-in-cheek.

People tell me ridiculous things and then say they're joking. Like, at the Dubai immigration, the officer told me that I've been banned from Dubai. I almost started crying which is when he said that he was joking!

My sense of humor often gets me in trouble.

It upsets me where you do a take and people go 'that's so funny,' and you think 'I was being serious.'

And please don't call me that." I didn't call you 'that', I called you George Washington.

I'm really high... I mean the altitude of course.

I saw a door that said exit only. So I entered through it and went up to the guy working there and said "I have good news. You have severely underestimated that door over there. By like a hundred percent."

Irony gives us, at little expense, the impression that we are experienced psychologists.

Oh, what would you like on your vegetarian pizza?" "Dead pigs and cows," I said. She glanced up at me and wrinkled her nose. "They're vegetarians," I said defensively.

I am paraphrasing Einstein. I love to do that: nobody dares contradict me.

I only mean forty per cent of what I say.

I just do little jokes all the time and people think I'm serious. I know exactly who Gordon Ramsay is, I know exactly who Gordon Brown is... I just say jokes but they think I'm serious which I think is funny and I think I kind of play up the image sometimes because - whatever - it's just entertainment.