Jim Butcher Quotes

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians - except for the occasional mountain lion steak.

I said it jokingly, so this guy was just trying to stir something up that's not there. He's just somebody who doesn't have a sense of humor, like I do.

Well, I'm permitted to say anything I like. I just don't.

I try to only eat animals that are vegan. I'm probably the opposite of a vegan.

Irony is one of my favorite aspects of life.

Comedy comes from confusion.

Irony has seeped into the felt of any fedora hat I have ever owned - not out of any wish of mine, but out of necessity. A fedora hat worn by me without the necessary protective irony would eat through my head and kill me.

Life is tragic comedy, in a way. There is humor.

I'm not intense at all. I'm always relaxed.

I'm an atheist and I thank God for it.

Comedy comes from conflict, from hatred.

I think I've been called edgy - but in all honesty, there is a safety in what I do because I'm always the idiot. Unless you're just listening to buzz words and not taking into account the context of the situation, you see I'm always the ignoramus.

I eat more vegetables than the average vegetarian.

I met the surgeon general - he offered me a cigarette.

Include me out.

It's just something that's sort of funny, sort of not.

I'm on performance enhancing drugs, so I may cause drowsiness.

It's odd how violence and humor so often go together, isn't it?

Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad.

It's more than magnificent - it's mediocre.

Irony is the form of paradox. Paradox is what is good and great at the same time.

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out.

Cannibals are not vegetarians; they too are humanitarians.

I am an atheist still, thank God.