A. Whitney Brown Quotes
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
Topics
Animals
Food
Humor
Contradiction
Irony
Paradox, Paradoxes
Plants
Satire
Vegetarianism
Love, Romance
Animal Welfare
Compassionate Eating
Dietary Choice
Ethical Eating
Food Preference
Plant-Based Cooking
Plant-Based Diet
Plant-Based Foods
Plant-Based Lifestyle
Plant-Based Nutrition
Plant-Based Proteins
Citations
Brown, A. Whitney. The Big Picture: An American Commentary. HarperPerennial, 1991.
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Alan Whitney Brown is an American writer and comedian best known for work on Saturday Night Live in the 1980s. In addition to writing for the program, he appeared opposite Dennis Miller in a biting satirical Weekend Update commentary segment called "The Big Picture." He won a 1988 Emmy Award for Outstanding Writing in a Variety or Music Program, along with Al Franken, Tom Davis, Phil Hartman, Mike Myers, Lorne Michaels and Conan O'Brien. He was also one of the original correspondents on Comedy Central's The Daily Show from 1996 to 1998.