Paris Hilton Quotes

I'm too self-serious for a comedy.

The minute you're laughing, some people will say you're laughing at people.

As a comedian, I think we all look for those areas where the truth diverts from what people are saying. That's why politics is such a rich area for us, because politicians make promises, and they don't keep them, and when we point out the difference, we get the laugh.

To me, comedy is a game.

In real life, comedians aren't funny.

If possible, be funny.

A lot of my rhymes are just to get chuckles out of people. Anybody with half a brain is going to be able to tell when I'm joking and when I'm serious.

People want me to be funny all the time. They think I'm being funny no matter what I say or do and that's not the case.

I still love a well-crafted joke. Twitter's been great for that.

Crankiness is at the essence of all comedy. My wife and I were discussing the different types of cranky. There's entertaining cranky, annoying cranky, angry cranky.

They think I'm being serious when actually I'm a very big clown. But you have to know me to see that. I'm constantly cracking up and cracking everybody else around me up.

I love my jokes.

A lot of truth is said in jest.

I have a lot of faith in the power of joking to make something thoughtful.

I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it wasn't a joke.

If I make fun of somebody at my show, believe me, it's something we can all laugh at.

I've got a great sense of humor.

I am trying to work out what my taste is, comedy-wise. I look up to stand up comedians who appear to be telling the truth, but I don't mind if they are lying.

My only goal is to make you laugh, not tell you the truth.

You shouldn't listen to us at all if you're looking for information. We don't take ourselves seriously on any level; we're just comedians.

Comedy is very disarming. It's a way to talk about things and still be light-hearted. And when it's done really well, you never see the strings, whereas when you watch an infomercial or a politician speaking, a lot of times you can see the strings, you can see what agenda they're trying to push.

'Harvey' continues to be both a charming and hilarious play.

Comedy is the difference between how you see a person and how they see themselves.

I find it really appalling when people talk about comedy.

Comedy is subjective.