Sarcasm, as it turned out--even when it was instinctive and quick--cut into the time one had to manufacture one's escape.
I just do little jokes all the time and people think I'm serious. I know exactly who Gordon Ramsay is, I know exactly who Gordon Brown is... I just say jokes but they think I'm serious which I think is funny and I think I kind of play up the image sometimes because - whatever - it's just entertainment.
[In] 2010, Woody Allen said that he felt Barack Obama should be a dictator so that he could get things done, and the first thing obviously that Woody Allen wanted done is to make it legal to have sex with stepdaughters.
Mr. President, we've taken off our "Kick Me" sign.
Sayings designed to raise a laugh are generally untrue and never complimentary. Laughter is never far removed from derision.
Mark Twain put it best when he said, 'Reports of my demise are greatly exaggerated.
I always kid the president in different circumstances. Mr. President, a country's never going to be more optimistic than the president.
Sarcasm is always at someone's expense.
