Trent Dilfer Quotes

While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake.

How about a little noise. How do you expect a man to putt?

Golf is a game of endless failure and frustration.

My short game's not that good. It just becomes a matter of getting that weight moving.

From a good lie in the middle of a fairway bunker, I'll make the same swing as I do from an average fairway lie. I'll dig my feet in slightly and keep my lower body stable so I won't slip, but I don't change my club selection or setup. It's only when the ball is sitting down in the sand that I'll make some modifications.

Golf is a good walk spoiled.

At the end of the day, nobody drops a catch on purpose, and even the fielder gets frustrated. As a bowler, when a few catches are dropped, yeah, that is frustrating. But I think, ultimately, it's part of the game.

My golf swing is a bit like ironing a shirt. You get one side smoothed out, turn it over and there is a big wrinkle on the other side. Then you iron that one out, turn it over and there is yet another wrinkle.

If you've ever played golf, you know that you yell 'fore' off the tee. You're not threatening somebody; you're warning them: 'Look, don't get hit by the ball, it's coming.'

Golf is a very, very frustrating game.

One of the easiest shots in golf is chipping. It should be the easiest. It's like throwing a ball or pitching pennies. It's easy. And I struggle with that, and the struggle is all mental.

Yes, there are moments when it's frustrating where you can't put the ball where you want it and you make mistakes.

I'm going to have wedge when guys are going have a 6-iron, plain and simple.

My iron game. I get into trouble a lot with my driver, so I tend to hit 3-wood off the tee.

If I miss a pass at practice, I'm ticked off.

Everybody wishes they were better at golf.

My driver is my strongest club - it's what my game kind of revolves around.

I typically opt for a fade when I'm hitting into greens. It's just an easier shot to control.

On a real course, I'd probably want to throw my club in the water if I hit a duff shot. I'll give golf a miss - it's definitely not my sport.

There's more luck in poker. Getting good at golf requires a certain amount of physical aptitude. Both take a lot of patience. Both require knowing when to gamble - either with a big bluff or a high-risk shot. Both can be infuriating.

It stresses me out if I mess up.

I hate golf! I still can't believe Alice Cooper plays golf!

Golf is the absolute worst place for me to be because I am the exact opposite of everything that a golfer should encompass, should be, and I'm not.

Golf is an exercise in Scottish pointlessness for people who are no longer able to throw telephone poles at each other.

Unfortunately, the suit is so stiff, I can't do this with two hands, but I'm going to try a little sand-trap shot here.