Tatum O'Neal Quotes

Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors... and miss.

It's not a crime to get drunk.

Come, for my part I will have only those glorious, manly pleasures of being very drunk, and very slovenly.

... like Daniel Webster after taking a pint of brandy.

Drinking makes people go out of control.

Drunkenness is temporary suicide.

I'm a big fan of the effects of alcohol.

Getting wasted is only OK when you're young enough to not know better.

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

Alcohol is a class of drugs that we call 'the sedatives.' And what you're doing is just knocking your brain out. You're not putting it into natural sleep.

I simply don't know how to act as if I am drunk.

The first draught serveth for health, the second for pleasure, the third for shame, and the fourth for madness.

Seeing people get messed up never gets un-funny! And there's plenty of ways to do that.

I admit I was drinking a Guinness... but I did not swallow.

Alcohol is like love. The first kiss is magic, the second is intimate, the third is routine. After that you take the girl's clothes off.

We used to drink an awful lot of alcohol.

Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.

Wine hath drowned more men than the sea.

You don't quite know how drunk you are until all of a sudden you're on the floor.

Drink not the third glass, which thou canst not tame, when once it is within thee.

We drink one another's health and spoil our own.

Not drunk is he who from the floor - Can rise alone and still drink more; But drunk is They, who prostrate lies, Without the power to drink or rise.

Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness.

Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.

The piano has been drinking, not me.